Having to listen to you yap yap yap like a chatty little bitch about “We’re so in love” had me wanting to dig my eardrums out with a Q-tip. First, you’re both off to university in a few weeks. SMU for you, and I quote you “like, it’s a city school and I want to stay close to my friends” and him Mount A. You honestly believe he is going to keep his dick in his pants up there until he sees you? He couldn’t even do that the 9 months you’ve been dating, but you still blindly keep dating him. WTF is wrong with you. You seriously need a shake to get over how gullible and naive you are. No point in me trying to explain this to you any more. You just keep repeating, “that’ll never happen,he loves me” statement like a broken record. When he comes home for Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised when he doesn’t call. And if he does, it’ll just be a booty call to get in your pants and grab some tit. Please don’t call me again for coffee. I can’t take it. —Wake up and see reality
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.


I have a friend somewhat like this. Don’t waste your breath anymore, there’s not a thing you can do or say to change their mind and I guess it’s not our job to do so anyway. I think some people actually think that relationships are supposed to be hell.
It is best for screwly weds to part ways when heading for university…..closing off from new friendships and adventures is not cool. Visiting home more often because of a bf/gf is ridiculous and they will regret the time lost.
Mind you, if the dude can make her squirt her juice then perhaps keeping him around for those obligatory visits to the family may not be such a bad thing.
not everyone is unable to “keep his dick in his pants” … there are decent men out there.
given that, this guy doesn’t sound like one, given your poignant description….
so I suppose this is just a jaded love lesson she will have to learn on her own.
as for the yammering…. ya, that’s fuckin annoying.
may want to invest in one for her….
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That’s true zZz but it’s hard even for a good guy. Mount A has a ridiculous female to male ratio, if I’m not mistaken. Or maybe I’m thinking of Mt. St. Vincent. Either way, it’s university and there are young, horny, women running around everywhere with a new-found sense of freedom and independence. The temptation level is off the charts. Let’s not forget the amounts of alcohol and parties.
OP, it’s not your place to tell her how to live her life no matter how stupid she is or sounds. If you can’t be around her anymore that’s totally understandable. I would just say “don’t say I didn’t warn you” and leave it at that. You wouldn’t care unless you really cared about her, I know, but you’re fighting an un-winnable battle that isn’t yours to fight in the first place.
If everyone took everyone’s word for everything and never made their own mistakes, no one would ever experience anything. Your friend is taking a risk which is a huge part of life and learning. You gotta let her be a big girl and make her own mistakes, it’s her life. There is an admittedly low chance that it will work out in her favor. You don’t know.
I’ve heard of guys thinking with their dick, but sounds like this chick is listening to her clit. The dude is better off.
oh, well it’s ok then if there’s alcohol and they’re young n horny and free…
pffffft.
I just don’t get it… my libido must be like molasses compared to other’s greased and lubed fucking lightening.
I’ve never had an issue passing it up and/or just going to sleep instead.
…maybe just not giving a shit about it I guess.
…glad I guess considering how much trouble one little slip can get you in.
I’ve avoided that whole giant, mutant, man-eating can of worms quite well.
how much you guys wanna bet the female in question is a blond, doh.
oh, and by the by, the lord suckster still makes house calls, no charge.
You lived in sem your first year, didn’t you, zed?
ahaha.
First year of university can be a clusterfuck of disaster. You’re young, likely immature and away from home for the first time with no parents around to tell you what to do. Mix in alcohol into university residences and you’ve got a hotbed of casual sex. It’s bound to happen. There are those of us who were more responsible with their partying, but I’d say that’s nowhere near the majority of 18-19 year olds away from home the first time.
I decided at the last minute to live at home for a reason, my first year: along with the crappy amenities in my chosen rez versus my house (even if I DID manage to get myself a single room that year), I really had no interest in getting drunk four nights a week and dealing with others who did think this was a good idea.
That and I saved 5k/year.
I wish I went to MSVU, when I attended Dal MSVU was supposedly 6- or 7-1 female/male.
I had some great times at the Mount:
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I kid – I never went there
8-1 when I went there, guyute.
But even THAT wouldn’t be worth it if I was into women.
MSVU is the shittiest university on the planet. Trust me, you did yourself a favour by going to dal.
And you’re more likely to get ass at universities in smaller buttfuck towns like Wolfville and Antigonish where there’s not much else to do but drink and fuck.
Good schools, but party schools at the same time.
Most people their first year there live on campus, whereas universities in halifax are more commuter campuses. And in small towns if you DO live off campus, you live pretty close TO campus so it’s like living on campus anyway.
AHHA I’ve heard of that infamous ‘walk of shame route’ on Kings’ campus, Ivan!
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I love q-tipping my ears after a bath; it makes me purr like a cat.
Who the Fuck wants a girlfriend in first year university. Always calling you when you’re trying to party and get laid. Pffffffffttt, suckers!!!
Actually, I agree with SHITD. I was single for most of my time in university and loved it. I didn’t whore around or anything, I’m not one for the casual sex, but getting drunk here or there and making out with the occasional strange boy at a party or the campus bar wasn’t the huge deal it would’ve been if I had’ve been attached. 😛
I detested SEM. ug…
chase all the way.
I thought we’d been over this?!?!?
Rez stories – Whoo-Hooo. Any old King’s queens from the early 80’s out there who remember The Sniper in The Roost?
LOL, have we?
I don’t remember most of what’s written on here after like, a day. *shrug*
In any event, I had a single assigned to me in Chase my first year, but decided against it. Wasn’t so keen on eating shitty mealhole food for 8 months and the bathroom facilities were vomit-inducing. Overall, communal living isn’t my thing. Especially when you’ve never actually shared a bathroom in your life.
But I dunno, you just strike me as one of those sem weirdos sometimes. 😉