I left a pair of grey blundstones in the back of a cab on Valentine’s Day. This was my fault. After many calls to the cab company, I was told that the driver checked and was unable to find them. These are my only shoes, which I wear year round. So, to whoever took my beloved blunnies: I hope they give you blisters. They’re flecked with orange paint so you’d better believe I’ll be checking out every grey blunnie I come across.
—One broken heart and two cold feet
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2019.


” These are my only shoes…”
Did you leave the cab in your sock feet?
I swear, as much as I deplore “blunnies” (and now even more so), I did not take your booties. Whoever you are, blunnies thief, please burn them? The world can only become a better place as a result.
^^ Haha! Yes, clothing cults are weird….although, I have to admit I’ve never tried on a pair of “Blunnies”…..and maybe they are more comfortable than they look… so, hmmm, maybe I should at least try a pair on … 🙂
I have them! Was on my way back from work and they were on the side of the road at a bus stop by the Victoria General. Funny enough I actually read this bitch in the Coast while waiting at the exact same bus stop I grabbed them from!
I had just thought someone had abandoned them and figured someone I knew could use them. I honestly did not think I was “jacking them”.
I’d be happy to return the boots to the owner and feel pretty bad about the whole thing.
If you read this please email me at tradeschooldesign@gmail.com & we’ll figure out how to get them back to you!