I gave you a toonie and wished you the best of luck, turned my ipod back up and walked away thinking I helped you out. On my way back from the gym…what do I see? I see you again! Are you waiting for the bus? Nope! You’re pitching the same line: “Excuse me, do you have a bus ticket or a loonie!?”, in the same frantic, helples tone you used on me.
I let you go that day, and since then I’ve seen you do the same thing to at least 6 other people as I walk too and from the gym! I’m just waiting to see you again so I can ask you for my toonie back.
How do you do it? You even have friends with you sometime? I seriously thought you needed a ride home and I’m sure there are lots of other people who felt the same.
I hope you not only find a reason to go to jail, but I hope you get kicked off metro transit. By the way, you look like a warlock from david the gnome.
I’ve got 3 weeks worth of insults lined up for you next time I hear you ask someone for “a bus ticket or a loonie”. I hope you saved some room in your deep pockets and shallow heart for what I’m just waiting to dish ya.
What a bitch. If she ever asks you for cash, someone give her some words for me please.
—guy who only gives money to the old trumpet lady now.

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  1. ah, the grey sweatpants girl strikes again….
    wait until you find out she lives two blocks away…

  2. What if someone actually gave her a bus ticket instead of cash? Do you think she’d reject it? She clearly doesn’t need them.

  3. Ha. That chick annoys the fuck out of me. I’ve seen people give her stuff, and have then seen her running all over Spring Garden – even late at night when there are no buses running!

  4. I see her all the time and have called her out on it. The bitch wears Ugg boots also so she can’t be that poor. She’s also good pals with the ugly, old, blonde dude and they both live in the big apartment on Queen St. where Alexandra’s is.

    She once held up a large line in Lawton’s getting a $20 bill for her change. As soon as she was out the door – back at it again.

    Now lets all wait for susanle to come in and call us scrooges and tell us how horrible we are for not enabling these fucking assholes.

  5. Hahaha. She got me once too. I feel a little victimized when I see her doing the same to other people. We should form a support group.

    On a lighter note: The lady who plays trumpet late at night is really friendly. 🙂

  6. I thought about taking her picture and making a poster saying, “Don’t give $ or bus tickets to this scammer” and putting them up on SGR. Same with the assholes who asks for bus fare b/c he doesn’t have small bills but ends up at the NSLC every night.

  7. The guy who’s clearly on downers, right?

    Shit, you know you live in Bumfuck when the local panhandlers are recognized by face around town.

  8. I’m still waiting for susanle to call me a Scrooge just because I don’t enable crack heads and feed their habits. Much rather spend my money on my own beer and Doritos, thank you.

  9. “I thought about taking her picture and making a poster saying, “Don’t give $ or bus tickets to this scammer” and putting them up on SGR. Same with the assholes who asks for bus fare b/c he doesn’t have small bills but ends up at the NSLC every night.”

    I actually said the same thing about the guy like last night to my friend, that would be the best… but he doesn’t live in that apartment, he probably just gets his drugs there or something, i’ve seen him coming out of turning point at like 7 in the morning a few times lately.

  10. OMG no wayyy. I was totally scammed by this stupid bitch too! I felt bad for the girl and gave her a toonie! Next thing you know a few days later there she is, begging for some change. I have always wanted to bitch her out but don’t have to balls to do it! I sure hope everyone gets the hint and stops giving her change…. dumbass girl.

  11. I just the other week observed a regular bum on the c-train platform in calgary forcefully pretty much robbing this chicks change ( well kinda cause she was scared ) – I walked up to the fuckin prick because i heard him say he needed a train ticket I made that fuckin dude put that fuckin change into the machine and buy a ticket 2.50 and let him know next time i see him on that platform i’ll kick him under the fuckin train . Guess no 10 dollar crack piece for him that night . Violence doesn’t always solve every problem – so you fuckin pussys don’t whine about me being forceful with a crackhead or that i have no heart and let him robladies on platforms , but fuck grow some balls and kick these fuckers off the damn streets – theres enough of you back home to do it – and i certainly have done it . These meatheads understand the threat of a serious ass kickin – so use it on em – they get it .

  12. I gave that friggin woman a bus ticket once and she turned around and sold it for a dollar to the next person, last time I ever give a bum anything, get a f*cking job like the rest of us !

  13. that’s just great… Nova Scotian problem solving (a.k.a. common assault) doled out in Calgary now. Is nowhere safe from you backward, violent motherfuckers?

  14. Yep exacttaly Kay – proper thing for the proper person – you think these arrest warrant laden cocksuckers are gonna call the cops ? Jesus get a life – or work for the HRMP. Oh yea I forgot – you think we should blow them and change their diapers – awesome have at it Kay < Dumbass and it's not called common assault - it's called assault cause bodily harm (ACBH) god your stupid. I do things right to the right people not half assed like yourself .

  15. Oh and yea by the way Kay it’s way more violent up here then down here – they like killing and shotting the fuck out of you – so I doubt the cops would “rush ” to a crackhead getting his ass booted around – up here – they drive right by that shit – so no -it’s not safe even for us – wow – I can’t believe your that ignorant to not know your geography and crime stats before you mouth off . And yea if you don’t like us backwoods motherfuckers – go back to where you came from – one of us “violent backwoods motherfuckers ” might be there person saving your sorry tragic ass when your getting robbed of your change and cell phone so that you have noone to call – be shit to donuts you’d be pretty happy in that situation if you

  16. NGF: I just saw this post..”Much rather spend my money on my own beer and Doritos, thank you.”

    My post (just posted) in the vampire bitch was before I saw your doritoes comment…my apologies, I was in now way referencing you or your comment…I was just tearing into Kay.

  17. Bahh I hate the bus ticket girl! If she was hot it’d be OK, but seriously lady. Leave me alone! No bus ticket for you!

  18. I find it interesting, albeit not surprising, your avg Nova Scotian knows the difference between “common assault” and “assault causing bodily harm”. Perhaps Bullying-101 really is taught in elementary schools. No, that can’t be right! The school’s lesson format is handed to them so maybe it’s taught at home then the lessons of bullying reinforced in day care. Yeah, that sounds more feasible than a for-credit course. I just wonder how 100% of Nova Scotians pass it. Must be some kind of record.

  19. Kay, when you move away next year be sure to come back to LTWWB and remind us how shitty we all are.

  20. I’ll leave this hole behind me forever and ever, Miles.

    What the matter, sodeypop? Don’t you love the way we BITCH? Go get your ego stroked in that “other” section.

  21. “I’ll leave this hole behind me forever and ever”

    And the province as a whole will suddenly rejoice in unison…praise all that is good and honest; Kaytard Free Day is upon us!

  22. Now stop ribbing Kay- all of you. You love Kay. You know you do. LTWWB would not be half so interesting if she was not here;)

  23. Sydney, I disagree.
    Luckily, the Coast has everyone’s handle, bolded !
    So even without seeing the photo that many have… you can just bleep over to the next poster…hmmmmmm
    I’ve never thought to thank the Coast BBS designer(s) for this.
    THANK YOU COAST STAFF, nicely done.

  24. I didn’t think you were, DER. I welcome any comment that rips on kay lol

    Oh, now we’re taking personal attacks! Better stop before she cries victim and gets Desi to ban us.

  25. Kay the difference between common assault and assault cause bodily harm is that you cannot consent to bleed thou you can consent to fight – I make them bleed cause when i beat ass – i don’t fuck around – therefore falls under the CCC as assault cause bodily harm . You always and consistantly open your mouth your brain disengaged – and the more you do the dumberyou look .

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