I fixed your problem. You still Bitch like a baby. You are an idiot, and a blemish on the record of the school you are attending. Your grammar & spelling capabilities are fucking atrocious, if I didn’t think I’d get fired for violating privacy laws, I’d edit your horribly written crap-fests & mail them to you to study up for your THIRD bitch. Instead – I printed your bitches off & picked up my dogs’ steaming poops with them all weekend. So thanks. Saved me a bag or two, and your ‘bitches’ found their true calling.
–Ahhh, I feel better.
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.


I hear some anger in this post. I hope that the one you’re writing this about knows it’s for them and screws off! go you!
“I printed your bitches off & picked up my dogs’ steaming poops with them all weekend”
Now that’s Art!
This is why I could never be a teacher or professor (that and the lack of a degree). I could not be able to stand the bullshit of kids these days. Of course, it is never their fault, always the profs. Thank you, OP for your “inside scoop”.
When I was a TA I had university kids demand an A on the basis that their tuition was paying for my salary and therefore I worked for them. I literally laughed in their face. I restrained myself from adding “Here’s your C princess. Go tell Daddy he’s wasting his money.”
haha
Not a teacher or a prof, but thanks for the support just the same guys! 🙂
You seriously printed off the Bitcher’s Bitch numerous times and picked up your dog’s steaming poop with them? Don’t you think that was a bit of a waste of ink and paper, and not the best way to pick up your dog’s steaming poos? I thought plastic bags worked better.
it was better than plastic… at least that shit will biodegrade…
Just flunk his ass if he earned it.
what the fuuck was all that shit about. someone burn your ass, baby. live the fuck with it, we all do.
I had this really awesome English teacher in high school, he taught us Adavanced English and also had an academic (regular) English class as well. He is one of the smartest people ever and every now and then he would joke about the other class, calling them ‘unwashed masses’ and such haha. Then one day, he gave that class an assignment. The assignment was to find all the examples of the determined theme of a novel, in the entire novel. It wasn’t even a large book, maybe like 200 pages. One kid said “Well…it’s almost June, we don’t have any time to do that!” and the teacher walked out of the classroom and was never seen again for the rest of the year…instead we had a stupid sub who didn’t care what we did. Fucking idiot kids ruining erry1`s edjakayshun.