Holy Jesus, could you have been more obnoxious? 20+ year old woman literally having a sobbing tantrum at the return desk, crying and collapsing to the floor. *sob**gasp* *wail* “I don’t have any moneeeeeeey!!” Bitch, you didn’t have your receipt for your goddamned case of pop, what the fuck do you want them to do about it? And we all know you probably just took it off the shelf to get money for drugs, you strung out-looking, junkie fuck. —i just want to buy lemons, shut the fuck up
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2015.


Junkies don’t cry…
She was just channelling Joe Howe who spoke very emotionally in the Nova Scotia Assembly for eight hours against Confederation. Of course, once John A. gave him the fisheries portfolio, everything was fine.
Ooohhh I disagree! Junkies cry crocodile tears very effectively.
Well you were at the Joe Howe, near Fairview, Super Store. But I am sure you did walk a mile, or so, in her ‘pumps’ before dissing her in a public forum, right? Did she actually do anything nasty?
What do you need a receipt for in this day and age? Wouldn’t a scan indicate whether or not the pop is something they sell? Is not like it’s immediately perishable. Receipts seem like something out-moded. Like it’s more a hurdle to dissuade people from returning things.