Hitchhiking in the snow by a parked car looking distressed was just a toothless meth head trying to score. I was thinking I was helping someone out who was broken down. When I caught her drift I asked her to please leave the car. She calls me an idiot! My heart bleeds for the diseased meth head. —D.R.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.


I hope you didn’t slow down when you threw her out.
HAY, think global, act local >: )
That happened to me once. I took here to where she wanted as it was on the way, she asked me to wait for her, I said yes, she left the car, I drove away…
That explains wogdog’s bitterness, but all in all, a good call, DeadBatman.
Ha! Reminds me of one of my fave Dad stories. I grew up just past the end of nowhere. It’s not even a village. Everyone knows everyone. My dad was coming home from a meeting in the city around 8/9pm one evening and this woman flagged him down. She told him she’d been abused and left, so he put her in the car and brought her home to mom to figure out what to do with her while we waiting for the police/ ambulance. Yeah. He brought home the village whore who was well known for the exact story she gave dad. Apparently he’d just never heard it. Sad really, but my god we’ve had a lot of mileage out of “the time dad brought a hooker home to mom”. 🙂
OP did you ever think, there but for the Grace of God goes you??? Count your lucky stars honey.
Hay, it was by the grace of god she wasn’t going your way, wogshite.
Oh, and :
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Gary More………………………….
you can be disgusted and horrified without trashing the poor human.
what’s the point of this bitch?
The point is OP got the best of a down-on-her-luck drug addicted hitchhiker. They feel pretty proud of it.
OB, you were well within your rights to take your hand and slap the bitch for calling you an idiot and not leaving your car. And, like Ivan said, I hope you didn’t slow down to throw the Toxic Muffenger outta yo’ ride.
Peace. *sideways peace sign like the hipsters and wiggers does*
People still pick up hitch hikers in this violent, twisted cesspool of a society?! Not wise…not wise at all .