Have you gone for your tea yet? 😉 —~the tipper~
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2015.
To the Russian bartender
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Oh, I think any good Nova Scotian could make the Russian fellow a decent cup of tea.
Surely most violence could be averted as long as nice box of Red Rose is on hand.
Coffee. A strong cup of organic Sumatra. It will put hair on your balls and stop all conflict, irrespective of heritage.
For all of you folks that do online dating, remember that, on a first date, the only thing worse than Roman eyes is Russian hands!
^^^ I know, that lame pun calls for a sound effect: here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GR…
This wasn’t supposed to be in the bitch section-it’s supposed to be in the love section…omg people… way to pollute something innocent…oh the coast…
There’s no indication the bartender is a male.
^^^
It’s 6:24am on Monday morning and we get spam instead of bitches?!
Armageddon is upon us!
Ooopps! Gotta’ get ready… anyone know where I put my cross?
^^^ If this is the “end times” of Armageddon then that would make the spammers the “false prophets”. That about makes sense.
I have a suggestion where you can put your cross.