To my friends who live at the “Pussy Palace”, as it has so lovingly been dubbed; thank you so much for a great time Friday. The party got shut down, a few peeps puked but all that did was add character to the event. I love every single one of you and next time I’ll spin for free. —MSTRNCGY

This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.

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  1. dude… like totally…
    I power puked all over this girl’s hair…
    and then when she swung around to see who was doing it, it flung everywhere…
    and then as it dripped from the ceiling, we all shotgunned another beer to kill the smell….
    and when that didn’t work, we funneled jack n cokes until we were puking again…
    then we said, ‘fuck it, can’t waste good liquor’ so we drank that again….
    and then to keep it down we licked some old tinfoil on the counter from buddy’s greasy donair the day before….
    it tasted like rancid miracle whip that’s been spread between someone’s athletes foot infected toes….
    and then to make the night ‘memorable’, we took the sign from next door down and set it on the lawn as pissing target practice… for the ladies out the second story window…
    and then those damn coppers came and shut er down.

    bastards… we were just having a good time….

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