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Slow down your drinking. It’s not okay to puke on a person who’s just trying to see the show. You ruined the show for me. I hope you’re happy. —You owe me a new forever 21 cardigan.
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2014.
To the person who vomited down my back at the show last night
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Maybe she didn’t like your cardigan.
http://i.imgur.com/NTyMh.gif
Ruined your Forever21 cardigan too. Hope you threw that rag out.
I hadn’t realized that the bitchers went together to see a show after the Summit.
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Forever 21 cardigan? This person vomited on your wearable time machine?
Clearly the Halifax Wind Ensemble needs a better name and revised mission statement.
58% acrylic, 19% cotton, 15% polyester, 6% nylon, 2% spandex?
Not to worry, OB, that shite will wash right out. Maybe let it soak in the machine a bit before the first rinse cycle.
I suggest ashcanning that but everyone should have some clothes they don’t mind losing when doing downtown adventures with the puke potential amped.
I don’t think your problem is you got vomited on, I think your problem is you shop at Forever 21.
… And feel compelled to announce it like it’s some sort of prestige.
Oh, YOUTHS.
Forever 21 appears to be the Randy River from ’88.
I think I know why they barfed.
http://www.forever21.com/shop/ca/en/men-sw…
If this barfing incident had taken place before Nocturne and been captured on film it could have been the hit performance piece the night lacked. Can’t you picture a giant white sheet hanging from the new library with the barfing incident being projected and replayed again and again in a tight loop. That’s all it would have needed is a good name. Hmmmm….how about “The Forever Barfing One”? Any other ideas?
Spit Happens.
… as we tuba players like to say.
@ beans: Vomitus Andronicus
Halifax Puke Explosion
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Vomitus interruptus? Puketurne?
Dammit, where’s my piss-on-boot story?
Was it a Heavy Metal concert ?