Why can’t they be mounted at a lower level? I hate the fact that after washing my hands, I have to reach up and at an angle that causes little droplets of water to trickle down my forearm towards my elbows.
It really gets to me!!!! I hate that feeling!!!
That’s all for today.
— I may be a little on the short side…but GOD!

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  1. I love bitches like this.

    Here’s what you need to do: get the paper towel BEFORE you wash your hands.

  2. that reminds me of the toilet paper conundrum in ‘better off ted’

    and if you can stand under a hand dryer without ducking… the world is not going to cater to you. you are freaking short and have to get used to living in a 5+ foot world…
    unless you’re a kindergarten teacher… which may be perfect for you!
    just don’t go to any amusement parks… you’ll only have the teacups to ride for hours on end.

  3. Fucking short people tend to make life difficult for the rest of us, not the other way around! I hate having to bend over and cramp my back just to wash my hands or use a “wheelchair accessible” ATM. Not that I have anything against people in wheelchairs, but seriously! My back! It’s discrimination against tall people. Methinks the shorty’s are just jealous of us.

  4. More, what poundage/stonage/kilogramage does a haitian amount to?
    I’d say 60 is likely a good figure if you went by an average…
    I dunno, I’m pulling it out of my ass…

    but I’m over 4 haitians.

    “C’MERE YOU…. GET IN MY BELLY….”

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