What exactly are you doing up there? I spend a lot of time pondering the sounds that come from above and I have some theories.
You are training an army in the secret of darkness.
You are insomnac stomp performers.
The only thing that lulls you back to sleep at night is using your power tools.
You have your apartment confused with a dance club.
Am I getting warm?
I’m not mad. It actually doesn’t really bother me at all. I keep odd hours just like you aparently do. I’m just curious as to what you could possibly be doing up there.
This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 5, 2008.
The ‘power tools’ could be the blender. The stomping, if it only happens on weekend nights, could be dancing. Depends on the music. The later stomping at around 1 – 5 am, especially on Saturday nights, is probably floor sex. The other noises are the cats… whatever you hear that doesn’t sound like a blender, dancing, or floor sex is most definitely the cats.
rofl loooooooool lmao at floor sex good one beav!! I was going to suggest maybe they are litter training circus elephants for the next show ??
It’s fun to make up stories involving unknown noises from neighbours. Sometimes it can captivate you for a few months (especially entertaining during Writer’s Guild strikes, lol :)).
lool lulu the circus bearded lady could also be upstairs and perhaps having floor sex beav…..that is it that is who is having floor sex! lulu the bearded lady!! damn she is hot