Dear private parking authority, if I am not allowed to talk on a cellphone while I am driving (which is fair) why are you allowed to almost kill me as I cross the street because you are playing on your LAPTOP that you use to find illegally parked individuals? You went straight through a red light and I had to physically jump out of your way because you were reading your fucking computer and tapping away on the keys. You are not a trained driver and the thought of you being able to access a computer while you drive is completely ludicrous and quite frankly terrifying. I don’t want to be the one telling you so when you actually hit someone. Dickhead. —Hop and Skip

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  1. Apparently nobody cares. I, however, would like to know how one uses a laptop to find illegally parked individuals? And OP – find yourself an editor.

  2. did you call cops and give description of the incident, bet not. must be some of the stupidest people in this town lately.

  3. Snubiz – watch a show called Parking Wars, it’s usually set in Philly or Detroit – they use vans equipped with cameras on the roof that scan plates and the info is linked to the system and any cars with outstanding tickets are automatcally booted.
    OP – a question, how else would you jump out of the way but physically – unless you’re on star trek?

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