Why the fuck would you buy a dog if you’re just going to ignore it and let it annoy people all day?
Stop being such a dildo and take it for a walk every now and then.
—Hungover shithead.
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.

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Why the fuck would you buy a dog if you’re just going to ignore it and let it annoy people all day?
Stop being such a dildo and take it for a walk every now and then.
—Hungover shithead.
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
19 Comments
that’s why there are fucking big rocks around,you grab one, then let it fly at their place. simple as that.
thats cool when you’re between the ages of 2 and 4…
yeah but better than shooting the fucken mutt or owner.
Yo, LS, that an Automag???
Which one’s the hungover shithead? If it’s you, go back to sleep and STFU. Dogs bark. It’s called nature.
im with dino its what a dog does!
While I agree that dogs will bark (even my grandpa’s showdog barks at the door), when the same dog is barking all day, or late in to the night I think that crosses the line from “natural” to “nuisance”. They do have trainers for that sort of thing!
there’s such thing as earplugs too. and its not the dog’s concern that some dumbass is hungover. not like lassie held a gun to your head while the tramp barked, “chug, chug, chug!”
I used to have a neighbour that would leave his dog outside the entire day and late into the evenings. It would bark and bark and bark for attention. I felt so bad for it, but the property was fenced in without access to visit the dog.
Animal Services will visit a dog owner upon request if it is excessively barking and a complaint is filed. Be sure to keep a log of the barking. Here’s some info: http://www.halifax.ca/animalcontrol/Excess…
yes guyute, that is indeed a .44 automag.nice piece of equipment. beautiful to own, and use. it it just about the ultimate weapon. but had problems whe first brought out.
ultimate weapon? a knife does the job better.
shit, even a black mamba is more dangerous than that little pistol.
Do we really need to start a discussion on weapons here? I have a feeling LS is going to disagree with NGF…
How nice, Bousquet freaks out over mentioning a company name yet allows (and promotes) more ideas on how to create more violent incidents in the city.
its my apache upbringing.
You were raised by helicopters?
Only when it was turned on and flying…
HRM have an enforcement patrol, one call does the trick – trust the voice of experience.
Ha ha….funny Miles & NGF! You crack me up!
retribution for all those people woken up by drunk idiots at 3am