Listen, I have no problem with male nudity, and well sculpted bodies are even beneficial sometimes to look at as something to strive to achieve, but for the love of god occasionally put some clothes on!!! After you pumped some iron, you opened your locker, put on your socks and sat buck naked on the bench. I go to the sauna, take a shower, come back and you are STILL sitting on that bench looking at phone, buck naked. It’s not the nudity that bothers me, it’s the cleanliness of the act. When you did get up, there was as ass print of sweat was still sitting there, patiently awaiting someone to sit down and carry your dingleberries away. Just gross. Sincerely —User Of The Bench
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.


hahaha, we’re all ugly bags of mostly water
One of the best Ster Trek lines ever!
Everything said thus far is entirely true.
Ewww!
Anyone got a brain eraser……gotta get that image out of Smee head.
Hahahaha. Love it. There’s a guy at my gym who will strike up a conversation with me in the changing room while he’s stark naked. He talks about the weather, sports whatever with everything hanging out. I’m just “uh um, yep, you bet”. I’m no prude but it’s a bit off-putting. Sort of like answering the phone naked and it’s your Mom on the other end.
Next time he does that, I’ll strip and see how he likes it.
I got use to it at the Y. Still kinda creepy.
Ew…
These folks are just exhibitionists …… they flock to the gym and ogle the bits and pieces of others …. his sitting there had nothing to do with the phone …. it was to ogle the others coming in and out ….. now, I had thought phones were out of bounds in the changing rooms …. where the hell do you go?
Maybe he’s secretly snapping pics of your (or anybody’s) nards with the camera on his phone?
Wow, that’d be double creepy!
That does beg a question though. If you are in a public space, there is no expectation of privacy. Therefore, people can legally take your picture. I wonder if this holds true in gym change/locker rooms? Technically, it’s STILL a public space, just gender specific.
Fuck. Another reason to exercise at home!
I think a changing room would have the same expectation of privacy as a public washroom, Avast. That is to say, there would most definitely be an expectation of privacy.
avast0: I believe that there is a reasonable expectation of privacy to in a change room, but regardless most gyms/pools/etc. have rules against taking your cell phone out in their locker rooms for just that reason.
Thanks guys. That makes sense.
Ha! I guess that shows how long it’s been since I’ve gone to the gym regularly lol
I still prefer to exercise at home. Personal preference.
i think it’s aggressive behaviour. they have to know it makes most people slighty uncomfortable. if we lived in the amazon we would be unselfconscious about nudity, but most of us grow up western/judeo/christian blah blah, so nudity is at the very least a mild no-no.
it’s pushy, in your face behavior to make you uncomfortable. not free, uninhibited spirit.
op if you touch a doorknob, money, an elevator button, a bus seat, a bus door or any number of other public facilities, you’re already going to germ hell.
Might as well enjoy some testes on the trip.
Let go… it’s a helluva ride down.