I step off my front porch to get the morning paper and I have to dodge the huge pile of crap that your dog left there during his walk last night. This pisses me off because my front porch is thirty feet from the sidewalk. It also indicates to me that you are an ignorant and inconsiderate fuckhead who can’t be bothered to keep your dog on a leash or to pick up after it.
If I ever find out who you are and where you live, I promise you this: I will crap in grocery bags for a week and then launch the whole shitty mess out of an air cannon at your front door some hot and humid night.
Bon apetit you fucking idiot! —Tired of your shit
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.
you must be the person someone bitched about here last week. do you own a large dog, that you let shit anywhere? if you are, then you must be getting it returned to you. if not, then turn out your lights some night, wait up up with something heavy in your hands, and see what transpires. moreso if this is an ongoing thing.
eeeewwwwwww…lol gross
Bet it’s a Rottweiler named “Tyson”. I know, I know, that’s profiling and it’s just plain wrong…