Your behavior is disgusting. Yes, it is frustrating when a bus driver misses your stop but screaming f-bombs and terms used for those whom perform oral sex is not an appropriate reaction. If you are using language like that, someone better have punched you in the face, or slept with you mother. What was wrong with going to the front and saying “Excuse me, you missed my stop!” One would think that someone who makes a living dealing with less than pleasant customers, would understand how to deal with an annoying customer service situation a little better. I guess you really can’t fix stupid. —Disgusted Bystander
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
Wtf is the term for those who perform oral sex? Blow jobber? Head giver? Hummer?
He called the driver a “cunning linguist”?
How very Edwardian, of him.
Cocksucker
Knob Gobbler
Tip licker
Pole smoker
skinflute player
Never heard that one before Paingirl, but I’m sure as hell going to use it.
If he/she has braces…..Organ Grinder
muff diver
vulvalinist
lapping the Cornwallis
Bush Pilot
Valley Yodeller
Chicken head
Hey, I didn’t make it up …
lol I didn’t think chicken head had anything to do with oral sex, I thought it was a term for those girls who seem to move their head around a lot with they talk, similar to a chicken clucking.
As for the bitch, who are you to say what words someone should or shouldn’t use in a moment of frustration, OP? To quote Chris Rock “what, I’m supposed to mad AND politically correct?”
Fucking cocksucker is covered under the right to free speech.
http://www.denisesisko.com/wp-content/uplo…
carpet muncher
kneel and bob
johnny bobber
salad tosser (variation)
penis breath
Ah fack you beat me to it, PG!
Oh! Oh! I almost forgot…a relative new comer (no pun intended) and a direct rip off of a recent Stones album:
Honkin’ on Bobo 🙂
Right! I forgot about cocksucker! I just couldn’t think of the term, it was on the tip of my tongue.
watch it o.p., or you’ll give these people another excuse for a strike, and another pay raise. now, you wouldn’t wanna be responsible for that, wouldja?
Oh hay guys, different bitch, but I’m too lazy to look up the other one — I encountered the scammer chick who goes around asking for 20 bucks for whatever reason and promises to mail the money back but doesn’t have a pen on her tonight… she said “I just missed the bus to tantallon 5 minutes ago and I have to work in 10 minutes! I need 20 bucks for a cab! I’ll mail it back to you!”… we were at the joe how superstore gas station. A) there’s no bus to tantallon this time of night and b) it takes more than 15 minutes to get to tantallon, idiot.
I kept mouthing the words “NONO DON’T!” and waving my hands behind her to the people she was trying to scam.
Dumb bitch.
Very clever Mel! Tip of your tongue indeed!
What’s a logi-douche? Illogi-douche sounds more appropriate. Maybe OP means logy-douche but the man didn’t seem full or tired by your description.
“corksoaker” from the movie “Johnny Dangerously”
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and terms used for those whom perform oral sex
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Wp
“Honking On Bobo” is an Aeroschitt album.
Ooops…so it is, Wheelie. My mistake. That’ll teach me to post without checking my musical references. lol Thanks man!
I dislike Aerosmith intensely, with one exception:
the guitar part on the verses of “Walk This Way” are morsels of boogierock perfection.
Otherwise I find them completely overrated.
I also hate the stones, except for Wyman’s disco-influenced lines and Charlie Watts’ four-on-the-floor drum grooves, very overrated.
A few great tunes, but otherwise a bunch of albums they should have left in the can.
To each his/her own!
Wp
I think the only Stones tracks I like are “Paint it Black” and “Give Me Shelter” (LOVE that song), the rest just never really appealed to me.
Kinda the same with Aerosmith. I prefer the older stuff and even then, only one I truly like is “Dream On”
But these are both bands that have been around for eons, so, what do I know? lol