To the woman jogging on Duffus who promptly ripped down my lost cat poster as soon as I’d put it up and walked away: What the hell is wrong with you?!
When I asked you why you did that, you said you take everything down because it’s litter… Even lost cat posters? Really?
When I informed you that the SPCA actually recommends neighborhood posters as one of the most effective ways of finding a lost pet, you replied that someone should inform them of the bylaw.
Come the fuck on! The police were parked directly across the street, saw me putting up the posters, and didn’t have anything to say. You know why? They have better things to do. So should you.
You’re a true crime fighter. Heartless bitch. I bet you’re divorced with kids who don’t talk to you. —Get a goddamn life already
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.
As a comic I once saw said,
“Nobody cares about your lost cat. It’s dead.”
That was the joke. I can’t remember if I laughed or not.
People like these usually have deeply buried issues.
They know how to pick their spots too.
You should have taken a picture of her (or make a sketch if you have that talent) and put posters up reading,
“Lost, one pathetic nasty bitch…please don’t return, she’s all yours”
Ahh…OP, are you the person offering a cat reward for your lost orange? 😉
Your signs made me laugh. That said, good luck finding your cat.
What a cunt.
What he said…
i just love how anti whatever types just decide things and act on them like it’s as natural as hav’n a shit fuck off and die all of you 🙂
Find 50 random lost cat posters and tape them to her house. The look on her cuntish face will be priceless.
actually o.p., it isn’t technically litter, til it’s on the ground. just unsightly is all. look it up.
Did she throw the poster on the groud once she ripped it down, or what? Because if she did that is the epitome of irony.
Lets see some punji stakes and trip wires on Doofus St.
“Dogs get rabies,
they drool and they fart
they drink from toilets,
they’re not very smart
they get worms
but their better than their counterpart
cause cats are cunts”
I don’t REALLY think this is true, but I was listening to Triump the insult comic dog over the weekend and practically piss myself laughing whenever I hear this song. I love cats though.
(I was reminded of it by Cranky’s post- thanks for the inspiration!) Jogger bitch is definitely a cunt.
I frequently tell my cat that she is, to quote Triumph “a feelthy and brutal whore” SOBova tells me that’s abuse, but she also says that when I’m running through the apartment with the cat in my arms humming the Benny Hill Show music.
I like the “take a picture of her” comment. You could make a sign out of her reach saying “REWARD for returning humanity to this person.”
Both the bitchy woman and the cat poster person are annoying. To the woman: get a life. To the cat poster guy/girl: give it up, the cat’s gone.
Outdoor cats have a pretty short live expectancy. Do the next one a favor and keep it inside.
What is it with people telling you not to put up a poster for your cat? It’s fine to put up posters for local music events, festivals, or just public notices (traffic changes, bylaw meetings, whatever)….but it’s not okay for a person to put up a poster asking people to open their eyes and help find a beloved companion who wandered to far from home?
You should’ve stapled a poster to her back…I hope you find your cat