Hey buddy I can understand if there are no seats standing up but for the love of christ sit the hell down and stop blocking the door of the bus for people getting off the bus by the back doors… You are starting to creep me out a lot!!There are always tons of seats by the time the bus hits Springarden and queen street. Get a grip and sit down. Poor girl in the pink ball cap has to step around you because you are soo damned rude and stunned!
—observer on the bus
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.
When I see these types, I make sure to open the back door at every possible stop (on the low floor buses, the driver usually controls the door manually). Sometimes they get the hint that they’re too close to the door. If they don’t, I open it again.
I don’t suppose there’s some way of opening the rear door whilst the bus is in motion, is there?
Jesus Fucking H. Christ – a hugely loud Steve Martinish ‘EXCUSE ME!!!!!’ should get the stupid cuntflap moving aside. Where are your voices????
My mom had to do the same thing at some asswipe in the grocery store once, TTFN, when she politely said “excuse me” and he just looked at her and ignored her. Then she YELLED “EXCUSE ME!” and he got the hint. She said if it hadn’t worked she was going to barrel into him with her car. Heh. She’s feisty these days.
Fucking typo: with her CART, not car. Heh.
If I’m ignored after two “excuse me” gestures, I merely part the crowd or brush them aside and say, “MOVE!”
The best friend taught me that one. It works too.
Maybe he’s got crazy ass ‘roids. Next time make a really gruff and sarcastic ‘excuse me’, followed by a brutal eye-fuck. Or if you’re really saucy, throw him down by his nose hairs.
“Brutal eye-fuck” – Holy shit, Dino, I nearly upped my pasta primivera reading that – goooooooooood one.
By the way, your mother may be my long lost twin sister.
I hate this when I see it. It’s especially bad on the ones that open automatically. Makes me glad that I get off the bus well after these morons.
Back door won’t open unless the bus is stopped.
ORLY?