To the ignorant “artist” who documented her attempt to recreate a Beyoncé Knowles dance routine: how lovely that you get graded on your ability to devalue real black performers with your ironic little white girl dance. Maybe next you could dress up like Halle Berry and recreate her Academy Award acceptance speech. Or maybe a MLK? Oh, I know — film yourself on a bus, refusing to move! That would be something. —United Victims Of Insipid Student Work

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  1. You make it sound like she did it in blackface. As far as the last suggestion goes, shelling out for an SUV size stroller is a bit beyond the finances of the average NSCAD student.

  2. i love how racists use words like “ignorant” to describe those who don’t give a shit about what race somebody is.

  3. “documented her attempt to recreate a Beyoncé Knowles dance routine”

    I bet michael moore is looking over his shoulder….
    seriously… this is a colossal waste of both hard drive space and time.
    Kinda like those idiotic Just Dance video games.

  4. OB, are you pissed because she was good and got a better grade than you? Nasty!!! … and I sure as shit ain’t Janet Jackson, nor am I black … but I used the word anyway.

    And, I wonder if Beyonce would be of the same opinion?!? I don’t know her personally, but my guess is NOPE … because, and again I’m assuming here, that she makes her music for ALL people to enjoy.

  5. I think the point is that her dancing sucked dick, and a talented black person had already done an amazing job with it. In an art gallery, commentary is almost always made about the value of the re-appropriated art, especially in comparison to the performer, their aesthetic, and the institution itself. This will always amount to mockery, whether she intends it or not.

  6. What is all this fuss about “blackface”? I heard it first around Halloween when some white celebrity dressed as a black man, I think Jay Z or something. But because he painted his skin for Halloween this was a big deal to someone? I don’t understand this (honestly). Is it because we are not supposed to see skin color? Why can’t a black person paint their face white for Halloween and visa versa. Sorry if this comes across ignorant.

  7. You do realize that Beyonce has taken “inspiration” (by which I mean plagiarized) many of her routines in the last few years from European pop/performance artists. She lifted one of Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker’s pieces for the video for “Countdown” and one of Lorella Cuccarini’s routines for the Billboard music awards in 2010. A quick google search will confirm… Want to know something interesting about these artists that she lifted material from… they are white. How is what the student did any different than Beyonce herself? Or is it okay to be a thief if you are famous and have tons of money. Its not a race issue if the “impowering” dance routines didn’t come from Beyonce herself…

  8. Chill out! So some girl danced like Beyonce, I love shaking my booty to Beyonce, and one of my all time favorite artists is Skip James. Are you saying Im not allowed to enjoy these because of the color of my skin? How about the girl who ripped the Zombies Season of Love or Gaga taking the Dream Sequence music from Hitchcocks Vertigo in her Born This Way song? May just be me, but I would much rather have someone dance like me then take my music. Also you were kind of vague on the deets: Was she saying they were her own moves? Was she doing something offensive while dancing? Dissing Beyonce?

  9. aneveryoneofour … if the dancing sucked, fine … bitch about how her dancing sucked and didn’t compare to Beyonce. The race card was pulled and the bitch focused heavily on race, not the girl’s skill as a dancer creating a mockery of Beyonce’s original performance.

  10. she’s not quite as bad a moron 5 and their stupid jagger song.
    or that soul sister piece of crap.
    you know things are getting bad when Nickleback is among the best on the radio.

  11. It’s just the history, INFY, painting your face black is a touchy thing. Minstrel shows and what not. People are kinda sensitive about white people imitating black people, it brings back pretty ugly times in our history, especially south of the border.

  12. Well this bitch is pathetic. So someone mocked beyonce? Get the fuck over it. Like others mentioned, she probably didn’t have a black face with painted red lips while dressed as Aunt Jemima.

  13. I had a lady tell me two weeks ago I shouldn’t be reading ‘The Book of Negroes’ because I’m white…

  14. you’re white? well that changes everything. next you’ll be telling me you’re a redhead^^

  15. Isn’t it The Book of Negro (singular) Rosie?

    I guess that woman isn’t a math wizz, if no white people read the book, it doesn’t sell enough copies to justify publishing it, simple as that. I could say more but I won’t. I hate people who try and pigeonhole people based on race.

    There are millions of white people and therefore millions of different ways to be white. Same goes for other races.

  16. What really floors me is how often a racist….doesn’t actually understand that they themselves are one !
    This bitch is definate proof that the author hasn’t got clue #1 about racism.

  17. So, there I was, sitting in the Public Gardens, minding my own business, reading “The Book of Spazmotic Dicksatchels” when this fine smelling bassist rolls up to me, crosses himself and presses a $20 in my hand…

  18. Ivan you should be reading “The Poor and Oppressed of Appawappanutsack and the threat of civil disobedience” Volume 1.

  19. Avec Plaisir – Agent 195.
    LMFAO Baz – It does sort of explain why the thugs at Caledonia chose to “occupy” a nice upscale housing development. I notice the MSM have been reluctant to show us the Band Council’s houses. Is that a case of Journalism 101 – Ignoring an Inconvenient Truth or is it straight-up intimidation?

  20. Thugs is such a harsh word dear Comrade, please respect their feelings and address them by the pc term – criminals. At least they’re ahead of the occupiers as they already have their air conditioned yurts, they’re ac because of all the bullet holes.

  21. It does make me wonder exactly what “civil disobedience” on a rez would look like.
    Probably much the same as CUPW “working to rule”. You know, where they have to announce it at a press conference so the general public will actually notice it.

  22. “I think the point is that her dancing sucked dick…”

    I didn’t know sebastian tried to be a dance! Probably lots of limp-wrist-flicking and coreography with straight men in tights.

  23. “To the ignorant ‘artist’ who documented her attempt to recreate a Katy Perry song: how lovely that you get graded on your ability to devalue real white performers with your ironic black girl voice. Maybe next you could dress up like Taylor Swift and recreate her VMA acceptance speech. Or maybe Albert Einstein. Oh, I know — film yourself on a bus, sitting at the back! That would be something. —United Victims Of Insipid Student Work”

    It *KILLS ME* that that^ wouldn’t have even been posted, or would have been promptly removed by The Coast staff. It also kills me that the OB is probably reading this, fuming that it’s “not the same thing”. It’s totally the same thing, because it’s fucking 2011.

  24. “Like all you pansies trying to recreate a sense of humanity typical of civilized beings who deserve rights and freedoms?”
    – Posted by Donairious BIG on December 7, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Illegal hate speech. Delete the post. Ban the user. If you do not then you are as guilty as he.

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