Thank you for validating the fact that I had just pulled off the most awesome parallel park job of my life. I parked in front of you Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. and left less than six inches between your car and mine. There was even less room between me and the car in front. If I’d had time I’d have taken a picture. So when I saw the note on my windshield two hours later I expected a testimonial to my fabulous abilities, not “thanks for leaving me no room, you cunt! Check your tailpipe!” Fortunately you did no damage to my tailpipe but you did reveal your driving incompetence and your egocentric point of view. Neither I nor the driver behind you had much space to deal with. We didn’t jam you in there to make your life difficult. You’re not that important. You’re just a self-absorbed incompetent with lots of note paper and a pen. —Parallel parking prodigy
This article appears in Jul 10-16, 2014.
you’re an idiot. Leaving someone with NO room to get out is fuckin retarded and you deserved a note. you’re probably the same sort of person who parks on a parking line between two spaces, aren’t you ?
“We didn’t jam you in there to make your life difficult.”
No, you jammed this person in because you’re an inconsiderate, self absorbed, big-loving asshole.
Note. Deserved.
I probably would’ve taken a dump on your car hood and smeared it onto your wind shield and door handle or put a potato in your tail pipe (or both). So consider yourself lucky, you twat.
Leaving six inches is not a testimony of your driving ability but is definitely a testament of the SET you are.
..and the dumbing down of society accelerates.
You, OP, have all the consideration of a vulture sitting on a fresh corpse.
^^ carrion takes too long, let’s kill something
Haha.. IDK where you were parking at but there are tons of times when there are only a few spots available and if its a small spot but your car fits than I saw go for it! There must have been a car in between these two cars before you saw it as empty.. unless it was one of those people who don’t park up close to the car in front of them and make it so less cars can park in the area which is must worse than parking close to someone else
What does ‘go for it’ look like?