We don’t know why you hate Christmas. Is your head not screwed on right? Are your shoes too tight? Maybe your heart is two sizes too small (or maybe you don’t have one at all?). We wish you the Christmas you deserve.
—The Whos

This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2009.

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  2. Some lovely kids in our neighborhood kicked the joy out of my front yard inflatable Santa. One kid put his foot through the fabric. I’m guessing they felt Santa did them wrong.

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  5. Maybe it was Rich Aucoin getting ready for one of his next weird interactive indie video dance shows.

    Remember what we’ve been give in? What the fuck is that supposed to mean and why are we singing it?

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