It is not appealing or sexy, at least, not to us other female dancers on the dance floor who have your who-knows-where-it-has-been or what-it-has thing gyrating close to our heads. It could be that it is not appealing to most males either, since everyone, including them, moved aside when you drunkenly fell from grace-figuratively and literally.
—Dancer downwind from you
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2009.
Maybe they didn’t want to be squashed.
Most guys might not be cool with drunken females, but commando is a whole other matter. Where was this? LOL.
Oh, I get it – none of the guys wanted to help her because then they would look like they were trying to score pussy from the nasty girl, and none of the girls would help her when she fell because they were repulsed. I understand, it sounds fucken nasty. But if you would help someone else when they fell, then you should help the nasty bitch too, maybe not always, but on principle even the girl that repulses you deserves a helping hand when she falls off the pole. maybe if she had witnessed more of those helping hands, she might not have felt the nasty need to go panty-less so that she could attract some attention. Nonetheless there is no excuse for her nastiness, but assuming that it wouldn’t have required you to actually touch her pussy someone couldda been the bigger person and helped her to her feet.
Oh and Bro Tim I have to say, I haven’t heard too many guys in my lifetime complaining about there being too many drunk females at bars…. just sayin’ 😉
What goes on in the Palace should stay in the Palace.
I love girls like this. They can make for great entertainment. And if you snap a pic it makes a great upload to failblog.
As long as I don’t know them and they don’t try to talk to me… then it’s embarassing.
Its trashy people like that that ruin going out for me.
It’s trashy people like that that remind me how much fun going out used to be.
I remember once being at a club (in another city) where this girl was sporting the same look as the girl in the OP’s post. Short skirt and no panties, dancing on an elevated spot.
Everyone was snickering and pointing. I don’t think the girl had a clue that she was the butt of all jokes.
Pun intended.
Whatever happened to the days where only thongs and random boners made appearances on the dance floor? *shakes head* this is just a whole other level.
Although, when someone does fall you COULD help them up. That would be the decent thing to do. Doubt you would’ve had to touch her cooch in the process.
My boners on the dance floor were never random.
Jealous maybe?
I MET PRESIDENT OBAMA TODAY!
It is unlikely jealousy was the emotion felt. After all, when OP signed ‘downwind from you’, I don’t think she was talking about sour grapes. (I had to say it. It was right there in front of my face (no pun intended :).
Really Dino?
I had to think about why this exclamation was placed under this posting, which led me to think Dino meant o-BUM-a.
Ill take any coochie over Obama, did you here Obama today talking about Shrivers Death and about her contributions to the special olympics, Wasnt Obama making fun of the special olympics on Jay Leno not to long ago? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eg3Ugi3WtM
Yeah. He has a really big head in person.
Good for you Dino! That’s really cool. Howd you met him?
I go downtown now to make fun of all the teens dressed like gangstas and hoes. Does that make me old?? Lol
Unless I’m sitting in a strip joint I’m not interested in seeing pussy. It’s also illegal to expose yourself like that in public. Would have been a comical news story…
I actually won tickets online. There was a meeting in Portsmouth New Hampshire today where he was speaking about wanting to overhaul the US health care system (major eye roll). Basically after he finished talking and the whole crowd started orgasming I ran down and started waving like a madwoman. It was pretty cool.
Sorry to hijack this whole thread. I’m just such an attention whore.
Dino: he has a really big head on tv too.
Sorry Dino. It seemed sincere but putting Obama under the girl with no underwear caused me to doubt.
Did she have a nice snatch? If so, thats awesome! lol
Oh and I love how the ad that comes up next to this who thread is the “Enjoy the View” Ad from Doctors Eye Clinic… I think the Internet is trying to tell the OP something! haha
Good for you, must have been exciting. I could imagine wanting to tell everyone about something like that 🙂
It was probably a waitress
I like how the person from the dirty D asked if it was a nice snatch
I could take a stab at where this would have happened. Perhaps attached to a place where ‘everybody knows your name’
Oh God, I just vomited. That’s disgusting. Would be worse if she were a large woman….oh God there goes my lunch and dinner for the next 2 weeks.
For fucks sake if it botherd you that bad I have two options for you!
A) Don’t look
B) Move to another part of the dance floor.
There now. Wasn’t THAT easy?
So expatriot… A bigger womans vagina is dirtier then a smaller woman?? … Obviously you haven’t seen many vaginas. That’s okay though… Keep trying… You have such a winning personality that I’m sure you’ll get some eventually!
Where was your camera phone ?
You could have put up a video on Utube & given us all a link to go to ! Not that any of us would eve look at it. No we’re all to prim & proper for that !
well at places such as the palace this is to be exspected
“So expatriot… A bigger womans vagina is dirtier then a smaller woman?? … Obviously you haven’t seen many vaginas. That’s okay though… Keep trying… You have such a winning personality that I’m sure you’ll get some eventually!”
Why does that baffle you exactly?
Take a fat bitch and a skinny bitch and get them to dance in a hot night club for a few hours. Who do you think would be sweating more? Excessive body weight causes extra strain on the heart, resulting in the body working harder and sweating more to stay cool. Ya know?
was she shaved nice and neat…man what a place in which we live
you know ,i have been thinking,yes i know that can be dangerous. if that unpanted honey wants to display her wares, well she can do that for me anytime. i won’t bitch about her mysterious triangle. come on babe, i know you must read this paper, give me a show, and i’ll show you what it is all about.
hey hali, do you know the word “woman”? It’s a common english phrase used to describe the female of the human species-‘bitch’ is NOT a synonym.
As for Life sucks-i’m not even going to bother-if you can’t even figure out how to use a space bar, I highly doubt you have the ability to show anyone “what it’s all about”.
I just can’t help but think that people who wear a short skirt with no undies to a dance bar actually WANT people to see their vagina. With all of the innovation in seamless undergarments I can’t imagine that this was a VPL issue. People who knowingly show their bits in a public place disturb me; its just as pervy as any other flashing, IMHO. That being said my friends and I would have probably made fun of her before relocating in disgust. Fuck, the things people will do for attention, it dumb whores like this that make all girls look bad.
Actually, Life Sucks did a great job with the space bar in that last post. So much so I actually read it. Congrats. Now we can work on capital letters.
So, is there a good reason why chicks wear skirts without panties? Is it for the breeze? To avoid panty lines? Or just to skank it up a little?
Ladies, please help me out here.
Sorry Hellakitty…i was typing for a while there before I posted and missed your comments, which at least partly answer my question.
This actually happened to me at the Dome once (an embarrassing but now slightly funny story):
I was dancing with a new friend from out of town, and I noticed she was starring at me with wide eyes and her mouth hanging open. Then, I noticed a lot of people were starring at me, and some of them pointing and laughing. Naturally, I looked down to see if the buttons of my blouse had come undone. Nope. Then it occurred to me to look behind me. Big mistake. It wasn’t the thighs on each side of my head that I noticed. Yup, you guessed it. It was the thing between them. There was no avoiding it: no panties and no natural pubic cover-up. But, it wasn’t the view that was embarrassing (granted, I was a little shocked). It was the fact that she had been dancing right behind me on this counter thing that contained the dance floor making it look like she was getting it on with my head or at least giving me thighs for ears. I moved away, but not before I felt slightly humiliated.
What happened to all the streakers. I miss them.
Damn right Andrew… 🙂
A nice snatch is key to whether the OP’s “problem” was really a problem or not. Even in dirty D town.
Everyone was born naked, AFAIK anyhow… Why are people so offended by seeing a little proof of humanity? So some low self esteem chick wants to bare her girl parts, why is this so threatening? Are we afraid that she’s right? Perhaps it’s about the human body in general being a beautiful thing? If you don’t like it, look away!