How dare you scream at me for staring at your hideous car. Seriously, you have a Toyota Echo (sedan) painted hot pink. It’s not even good quality paint. It looked rolled on. On top of all that the front plate says “Jealous” in hot pink cursive writing.

Here are the facts, your car looks retarded and yes I’m going to stare at the sheer stupidity your car represents. Lastly the only people who are “Jealous” of your ride drive the breast cancer bus. But unlike you they do it as a symbol, not because their a pink lady wanna be.
—The guy who stared at your dumb car.

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  1. Is it the Mary Kay Commandos or the Avon Apostles who get the pink car after hawking enough of their coloured wax?

  2. It’s Mary Kay!!! =) I see one driving around all the time! It is definitely not hot pink though lol. =)

  3. So what we’re seeing here is a girl who didn’t get the Barbie convertible when she was 5 and has been pissy about it every since. Nice!

  4. whenever i see somebody with customized rides ie: vanity plates i prejudge that there is about a 90% chance of dumbassity disease

  5. TTFN, will you E-Marry me? I’m not sure I can go on without your little morsels to brighten my day.

    Martym, I’m with you 100%.

  6. Martym, you haven’t yet given me the impression that you’re a pot-smokin’ rangy old gal with a pendulous bosom. Until you do, all my love is for TTFN.

  7. That’s because Lehova…
    Most guy’s I know call them beaver tails when they get to that stage…Zeplin’s are reserved for large ,actually really over large breasts AKA- humongous .
    The beaver tail tag should be self explainitory.

  8. I would have busted out laughing … actually really hoping I see this chick out driving sometime!

  9. I used to see a poorly pained pink Acura everywhere. It looked like some barbie attacked it with a spray can.

  10. I love the guy that drives around on his motorbike with bunny ears poking out of his helmet. Has anyone else seen him? He is my hero.

  11. This is a pretty lame bitch, IMO. Is someone else’s choice of car colour really that big a deal? Seriously? I’ve seen a lot of cars, trucks and motorcycles with paint jobs that weren’t to my liking, but that is the beauty of diversity and the freedom to choose for one’s self. Last month I saw a green car with pink feather dusting (!) that was a hoot. I even like the plaid ones with different colour fenders, doors, hood etc. I applaud those who are not afraid to stand out in a crowd of boring look-a-likes whether by necessity or choice!

    BTW OP: That breast cancer group does not own the colour pink. The anti-bullying movement also owns shares:P

  12. OL, of course people can paint their cars any colour they please. That said, no one needs to put up with being screamed at for letting their gaze linger on a bizarre paint job.

  13. In agreement with lehova here about the screaming from the pink car driver. Not cool or becoming behaviour.

  14. I drove that bus because they assigned it to me one day and they threw money our way. I’m not jealous of the pink ride. Now we have a pink bus supporting the cause of soft drinks.

  15. “It was a Mary Kay car. The recession hit them too.” BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Awesome Bro, simply awesome.

  16. This reminds me of certain people who dress really provocatively, then when you dare to look at them, even merely out of interest at their tattered old black leather jackets and tight ripped up black jeans held together by “Black Flag,” “Dead Kennedys,” Minor Threat,” “7 Seconds,” “Sex Pistols” (all great bands still nonetheless), “Anarchist” etc. patches, they give you a scowl and say something like “hey, fuck you man! What the fuck are you looking at? This is me being an individual and fucking expressing myself! I don’t give a fuck what you think! You’re all part of the system! Go back to your nice car and nice house and nice job, conformist! Fucking conservative! Fuck you, man!”

    Hey Nazi punks, FUCK OFF!

  17. “You’re all part of the system! Go back to your nice car and nice house…..” that’s usually where I slam my elbow right it the morons throat.

  18. “You’re all part of the system! Go back to your nice car and nice house…..” that’s usually where I slam my elbow right INTO the morons throat.

  19. To the guy who stared at the (so called) dumb car, Man it’s not all about you if someone mouth is going they maybe on the phone or singing along with her favorite song and just looking your way get over yourself it’s not all about YOU *!*

    P.S. You go gril in your hot pink car*!*

  20. Your all quite mean. I know this girl and she has never yelled at anyone in her life, she does not even know how to be angry! The claim that she yelled at someone is completely made up and she is very hurt by all this. She painted it pink to try and make ppl happy!

    Pink is awesome!

  21. This guy posted this on Kijiji too. Maybe he’s jealous. And even if she did scream at him for no real reason, omg get the fuck over it you loser. I cant believe this guy is so worked up about this that he would post this on at least 2 different sites!!

    I want to have a pink VW Rabbit. But a nice pink and a nice professional paint job.

    Anyway, this guy is lame, IMO.

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