Fuckface, you who were driving the car on Portland Street on Feb 9th around 9pm near the Ultramar in Woodland, you are a fuckface.
You fucking threw your fucking empty Tim Horton’s Iced Cappuccino cup out your fucking window and hit me in the chest as I was walking with my husband. Do you have any fucking idea how hard a cup filled with ice thrown from a moving vehicle can hit someone? It really fucking hurt.
I’m fucking lucky I had on several layers and it only hit my chest. If I didn’t have all those layers on (the top layer of which is now covered with your disgusting cappuccino juice) I would have been injured. Or if you had thrown it higher or if I had been shorter (or a kid) and it hit me in the face? It could have hit me in the face and damaged my eyes.
I’m sure as you sped off you thought the entire fucking thing was hilarious and that nothing could be done to you but you forget that you threw it at me right in front of the Ultramar’s security cameras, douchebag.
—Person Who Hates Fuckface Dartmouth Drivers
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.


Submit the vehicle description to police with the plate number.
So was it empty, full with ice, or had a little cappuccino juice left in it?
Sebastion…couldn’t have said it better myself.
So, when you made your police complaint, and they (of course) followed up with the gas station tapes, how did you make out?
i’ve been beaned with drinks and food while riding my bike…it happens and sometimes you catch them at the next light. good times…
Hope you nab the dumb twat that did this to you. But please don’t paint all of us Dartmouth drivers as idiots.
I had someone rear end me (hit and run) in my own apartment parking lot with security cameras. Cased was closed. What the fuck are wrong with people these days?
So, were you on Portland or Woodland? Those two streets are nowhere near each other. I assume you mean Woodlawn. Remind me not to ask you for directions anywhere.
you’re lucky it wasn’t a beer bottle then.
OP, write back here when you actually do something about this.
I won’t be holding by breath.
“but you forget that you threw it at me right in front of the Ultramar’s security cameras”
Nice threat lol.
Please, humor us all and explain how you’re going to make this guy pay for his actions.
Or maybe you just won’t do fuck all? 😉
She better do something. I would love to hear about how this develops. Get the stupid fucktard who thinks they control the universe and that nothing has consequences. I am interested to know just how this was thrown though. I mean if you were on the sidewalk and he was in a moving vehicle, it would have had to have been like a baseball pitch to, first of all, counteract the force of the wind caused by the moving vehicle. Just sayin……..