thanks for letting me go after two days of employment i’am sorry if ican’t do the same level of cleaning that you fucks can do. i ‘am sorry go fuck yourselves……………
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2008.
to the fuck whips.
thanks for letting me go after two days of employment i’am sorry if ican’t do the same level of cleaning that you fucks can do. i ‘am sorry go fuck yourselves……………
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Dude if you can’t do the job, as you admit, then you don’t deserve the paycheque. Give me a break.
Here Miles and Miranda, just ake over the comments section of this particularly pointless, unworthy Bitch, and continue your bear-poking / troll-bating here.And yes I did notice that similarity Miles. Though I’d maintain that Homie can carry on an actual conversation, while Frannie is merely a parrot.
Thanks, Jams. So anyway, back when I was travelling with the circus, the Bearded Lady said to me…Oops, there I go making shit up again.So I was living in this homeless shelter…D-Oh!
Maybe he’s just a complusive liar…..I mean, he DOES seem to have a story to fit every situation….he’s wealthy, oh no wait, he’s poor…he’s from a good family…oh no wait he’s from the street (or so I assume what with the poor grammer and all)…….hmmmm didn’t franfran accuse someone of that? I smell conspiracy in the ltwwb sandbox!
That was me, hedgy. I am the one with a story for every occassion. Franfran accused me of making shit up when I shared a little vignette of my chilhood in which I describes such unlikely occurances as children climbing trees, riding their bikes to the lake, and leaning over the side of a ferry counting jellyfish. Clearly, the bounds of credibility were strained to the breaking point.
Well clearly, Miranda. I mean, we all know there are no trees, lakes or jellyfish among the mean hardscrabble streets of the Halifax Peninsula (or waters of Harbour),the confines of which people without cars are physically unable to break without technology that only exists in science fiction.
Speaking of which….did anyone else think we would totally have flying cars by now?
I actually don’t think that idea would fly. *Buh dump bump*TOTAL traffic control nightmare. Absolute chaos. How do you create lanes for thousands upon thousands of cars in a medium sized city, at dozens of possible elevations?
P.S. Although it looked VERY cool in the Fifth Element.
Flying traffic lights…Duh!