Do not honk, call me derogatory names, get out of your car to beat me up only to back down when I meet your step faster than you can realize. It’s okay to be jealous that you don’t have a sweet bike and that your parents never taught you to ride one. I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ON THE ROAD AS YOU DO. BICYCLE RIGHTS! —That Fixed Gear Bundle of Sticks

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  1. Right on! Standing up to bullies and having them back down is always a good story.

  2. …perhaps they were on the sidewalk. I mean, really, if you don’t know how to wear a ball cap, you probably don’t know how to drive either.

  3. o.p., their hats were on the right way, just that their little fucking heads are screwed on the wrong way around. have pity on these douchebags, they were born with only a small brain, and probly dick too.

  4. There was five of them and they backed down? You must have quite the chiselled frame OP!

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