While I appreciate your desire for sexual intercourse, and I respect your need to share the intimate details of your intimate life with your closest friends, I believe that the Halifax Metro Transit is not the appropriate place for this type of sharing.
I suggest that in the future you save your discussions of oral versus ‘getting down to business’ for the privacy of your own home. Or you can sext like the rest of your generation seems to do.
Warm wishes.
–C
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.


jesus, if they are females, i’m game, guess i beat q, and the rest here.but seriously, let them know i’m available,tell them to come look for me here.
Yea LS I woulda offered the females proper hands on instructions and demonstations on it !!! LOL !! This bitch makes me think people are fuckin prudes and stuck the fuck in the 1800”s !!!!! Who gives a fuck .
If you have such a problem then pop in some headphones and pull that stick out of your ass! Geeze.
I’d offer them dick if they’re business ladies.
I’m in my first year at Dal…my classmates are a bunch of spoiled idiots who got sent here from afar by exasperated parents. I should have gone to Ryerson.
ryerson has the coolest radio station in canada ckln; they’ll play anything and everything
Jeez Bubbles, a bit edgy after being kicked out of the Hill Grange Health Spa? I think you should have kept trying to seduce Mr. Hutton after kicking Desiree’s ass!
I know you’ve made love to a woman, and I’m sure you’ve made love to a fish, but have you ever made love to a mermaid?
If their conversation was loud enough for others to hear, then the driver has the authority to tell them to STFU, and should have. It’s not about prudeness. What if there were small children within earshot? It’s just plain ignorant.
Listen, it’s not just first year students, most Dal students are annoying.
It’s so wrong I won’t even know where to begin. Here’s hoping the CLAP to them.
i find it more annoying when they talk about mundane shit as if were as scandalous as getting stds from a dinosaur.
i once heard four sides to a story about getting to the candy store before it closed. they were fully grown, no excuse.
I agree completely wheatgerm.
First year students are the reason I take all my classes from Dal online. Just walking into the bookstore you find enough hormores in the air to knock out a buffalo.