…Your little girl is really cute but I can’t believe I saw you let her blow and wipe her snotty nose on the patio door curtains in the rec room.

Seriously, man….disgusting. You clearly knew she was doing it and let it happen.—Ger-oss

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  1. Ah parenting… and they wonder why kids these days are little shits.
    so loving and caring and willing to enforce completely unacceptable behavior in every facet.
    Sterilization in some cases shouldn’t be voluntary.

  2. I wouldn’t say ‘the kid shouldn’t have been out in the first place’, Bon- unless you were being sacrastic, maybe? On the other hand, this is disgusting behavior on the part of the parent. Being a mom myself, I see idiot parents like this all the time- worshipping every thing their child does no matter how innapropriate. I may love my baby more than life itself, but I don’t expect others to, and you can be sure I wouldn’t allow a swipe of his snot to be left behind on a curtain- as if it were Quentin Tarantino’s signature!!

  3. The kid probably shouldn’t have been out if she was sick with a cold… but if you have to go out, make sure you’re prepared to keep them as comfy and healthy as possible. Wiping snot on a curtain is neither. Dad needs some lessons.

  4. so, did you open your mouth at all. or do you expect the kid to read this post of yours.kids are kids, and unfortunately, we can’t keep an eye on them every second.so, i ask again, why didn’t you say something?>

  5. Lucky the child didn’t have a stomach virus.

    What? Am I the only one who’s shit in the fireplace?

  6. If the father thinks it’s ok for his kid to do that, he probably isn’t the type to take kindly to being told how to parent.

  7. Well that’s sort of unpleasant… ew. Yeah, the parent probably shouldn’t have been even bringing their child out if they were sick with a cold.

    LS, I’m just curious: I completely understand your reasoning behind why you tell people to say something… to an extent. What I don’t understand is… well, this is “love the way we bitch”. It’s a forum specifically dedicated to bitching. Whether anyone likes it or not. Not everyone is able to just go up to that individual that’s pissing them off and telling them how they feel, politely or inpolitely. Yeah, sure, maybe that person’s a wuss for not, or maybe they just don’t see the point in causing a public commotion. God only knows. I’m sure that the majority of people that post bitches here are doing it for an outlet because they CAN’T say it to that person.

  8. jdp21, it is known as a retort, you know what i mean,. you say one thing, i reply, then you reply again. too many times this bitch forum has been used for a love column, a bitch column, a lost and found column, need i go any further. the column is supposed to be for bitches, as i’m outlining here, not a fucking dear abby sort of shit. if you want that, then i suggest the horriid paper, with all it’s sick little rules of engagement for posters. whine and geez parties get no sympathy from me here. nor should they anywhere. this person was obviously very reluctant in keeping their sick child home. then not doing anything when said kid blows snot all over curtains.would you allow this at your place,no, didn’t think so. but person writing here, should have grown something, and made it painfully aware to parent. did this help you in any way to fathom how a person can open up here, after the fact, but keep mum on it, while it is going on. sort of like being raped, calling cops after baby is born and in college, for fucks sake.

  9. And it’s one of the reasons why a lot of us keep coming back. What Jackson Pollock did with finger paints, Lifesucks does with equal portions of bile and common sense. It’s wild, scattershot, occasionally rude, often dead-on and wickedly entertaining.

  10. Did LS really just compare a kid blowing its snotty nose on a curtain with someone being raped? Bad taste LS. You didn’t have to go there to prove your point.

  11. mr. ivan is that the actor from that bad movie (whose name escapes me) or someone new?
    the crows were going apeshit this mornin i think there be ravens about

  12. You got it. He’s posing in front of an Aerospatiale Puma helicopter mocked up to look like a Soviet Mil-24 Hind-A gunship. Supposedly the movie pilots found the converted whirlys a nightmare to fly because of all the extra parts bolted on to them.
    No Ravens in my neck of the woods: I only have to worry about shithawks (gulls) coming over from the dumpsters at Micmac. My bird love doesn’t quite extend to them. Read too many ditched pilot/shipwrecked sailor stories I guess.

  13. Unfortunately things like the G-8 bring out my inner Cossack. If I start being a complete asshat or worse, taking myself too seriously, turn the subject to birds or war movies. It’s Ivan’s prozac. Rawk Rakw, Rawk’n’Roll High School…

  14. u have issues… LS and common sense? there needs to be something there to negate the common sense and emphasize the bile.

    and to make you more comfortable…

    I did a project on golden eagles when I was a kid.
    They rawk the most.

  15. Zed, I’ve seen baldies over Lake Banook twice in the last 6 weeks, once only 20 feet above me. Hard to be a dickwad after something like that. For a while at least.

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