We think that there are a few lessons you need to learn unless you would like to stay a man-child forever.
1) Just because you are drunk doesn’t mean that you can smash bags of chips on the floor in a store and drink entire bottles of Gatorade without paying for them.
2) Your behaviour only strengthens the stereotype that Dal students from Ontario are douche bags. Some of these people are great and you represent them poorly.
3) Just because we are from Nova Scotia and have part time jobs during University does not mean that we are stupid or low class.
4) The fact that we pay our own rent only means we value our education more, something you don’t understand. The only thing you will learn while you’re away at university is how to shot gun a beer and how to treat Chlamydia. Please never show your face in our store again.
—Totally Impressed
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.
“The only thing you will learn while you’re away at university is how to shot gun a beer and how to treat Chlamydia.”
That’s a lot more valuable than what most university degrees themselves offer.
I have to ask, though, what you mean by “needy” drunk. Maybe he was lonely and just wanted someone to talk to? I get like that sometimes. Please be my friend.
the op works at needs genius.
Now how am I supposed to know that, necessarily?
Maybe the Coast should stop being such babies and actually post the name of the place! I know I know, liability, libel, sponsorship issues, etc.
I know I now, I am just being a smart ass 😛
And the OB didn’t call the cops – why?
OP probably called the cops, but if that happened to me and they came and took the guy away, I’d still be pissed for a while.
well yeah, you’d have to clean that shit up… because of some douche.
why do people have to be such tards???
I swear, the more people there are, the more stupid people there are.
We didnt even care about the mess, it was just the verbal harassment
“Anything you have to say doesnt matter because you work in a convenience store. Just so you know, if i was from Nova Scotia I wouldnt work here.”
Aka: Im a douche bag who thinks that every person who works in a convenience store is an idiot and if people are from Nova Scotia they need to have shitty jobs.
The only thing I regret is not letting the phone ring long enough for the police to answer. Nothing but a night in a drunk tank and a large fine would make this guy understand there are consequences to your actions.
True zZz, like some sort of exponential stupidity theorem.
As if you’ve never been drunk and done something stupid. Huge disrespect to students from Ontario – oh and by the way…the fact that we get our rent paid for only means that our families are ABLE and WILLING to support us. So a big f*ck you to assuming we don’t value our education.
trust fund baby need his wha wha?
and dino… it would actually be approaching a linear relationship (since you technically can’t have more stupid people than total people)… but I get your meaning.
ie, approaching the slope y=x (but hopefully never gets there) or we’d all be living in idiocracy.
gah?
Are you kidding me fajeezy?
If you ACTUALLY read the bitch it says “Your behaviour only strengthens the stereotype that Dal students from Ontario are douche bags. Some of these people are great and you represent them poorly.”
Yes we’ve all been drunk and done stupid things MANY times. I don’t know about you but have never verbally harassed people who were trying to kick me out of a store for vandalizing it.
It takes a pretty big douche bag to do things like that.
And your right, maybe you do value your education, but I’m pretty sure this bitch was directed towards another person and therefore has nothing to do with you at all.