To the young male cyclist who cut me off while I was crossing Gottingen at Cornwallis with my dog. Learn the rules of the road. Yield to pedestrians like everyone else. You almost ran over my fucking toes you moron, never mind weaving through the rest of the pedestrians who were crossing ahead of me. —Pissed Off Cyclist Walking His Dog
This article appears in Sep 20-26, 2012.


aah back to familiar bitching. i hate that too op
always walk softly, and carry a big walking stick. to throw in the wheel, of course.
nice doggie, sucks
Lots of crosswalk drama today.
i’ve got a lot more cuter ones coming up here, every day i will be putting up a new one. tomorrow’s is really cool.
It’s the poor guy licking peanut butter off your hairy ball sack, isn’t it?
You may think it ‘cool’… meanwhile the dog is wishing it had jointed paws so it could operate the revolver it holds to its temple every day you leave the house.
Fuck the non-humble cyclists!