For all you creepy clingy bastards out there who have nothing better to do than hang out with mall employees ALL FUCKING DAY. My niceness only goes so far. At 1st I felt bad for you, and I’m generally a nice guy, however, when some wacked out creepy fucktards come into my work day after day with nothing better to say other than “That too!” in response to every convo I have with you, it gets quite creepy. So this is your wake up call. Get a fucking life and get out of mine!!!
This article appears in May 1-7, 2008.


hahaha oh man. My boyfriend works at a store in the mall that gets these kinds of guys all the time! He tried to be nice too- for a while. then one of them actually followed a co-worker of his all the way home, talking the whole way. Needless to say, they aren’t very nice to the creepy cling-ons anymore…
OP – Have you bothered to say your feelings to the people in question or are you hoping they read the Coast and clue in?