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I had been flying all day. Sick. Jet lagged. Finally got to sleep until your lovely screams to your friend Dylan woke up me and my whole neighbourhood up. I should have called the cops and let them sort out your irrational ass, but something about growing up in the ‘90s keeps me from being a narc. Your tantrum, screaming at the dogs on our street to shut up and going on and on are all proof that you are a garbage person and can’t handle your alcohol. I hope you woke up with a huge hangover and feeling like the shit little girl you are. —Tired, Sick and Pissy

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  1. Exactly. Anyone who puts up with that foolishness for more than 30 minutes is a masochist.

    What a shitty week for bitches. They were more like nasally whines coming out of a rapidly deflating balloon.

  2. While, I’m at it, the ‘cliched’ artwork of the LTWWB makes me positively embarrassed for the graphics person.

  3. And how TTFB. To paraphrase Mrs. Slocombe (from Are You Being Served) who may have opined – … we are unanimous in this.

  4. You must have enjoyed it since you have done nothing to prevent it from happening again. I guess you are ‘that one’ in the friends circle that constantly complains about everything yet won’t take any action to change it because, you grew up in the 90’s.

  5. Who cares if you were sick or jetlagged. Not even part of the story and completely irrelevant. Another twat that thinks personal circumstances make their bitch more valid. Rude is rude, doesn’t matter if you were hanging upside down and part bat, yelling like a welfare case is unacceptable!

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