I see you every day but don’t have the guts to tell you how hot you are. One time you sat next to me and your thigh was against mine. It made my panties literally (and yes ‘literally’ used as its new definition) look like a jar of mayonnaise exploded. I was sure if I stood up there’d be a snail trail left behind. I want to turn my fantasies into a reality but I’m too shy. —Concupiscent Cutie
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.
*sigh*…aint lust grand? 🙂
The Captain wishes he had this affect on women
It’s not lust; it’s chlamydia, OP.
Alert your partners.
And , may I just add- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>: 0
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Love it Zed:D
I just threw up a bit in my mouth… if it looks like Mayo…. you should be leaving that snail trail to the closest clinic and get some medicine.
It sounds like she has a yeast infection.
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No class and just gross. Eww.
feck, i once enjoyed mayo. mustard it is
EWW is right.Even I have just enough class not to write that.
you’re too shy?? Nobody that shy talks about pantie mayonnaise in public.. even if it IS anonymous. If that’s shy op, i’m fascinated to see what extroverted folks like you are like 😀
Putting myself in the guys position, I’m not sure if I would be flattered or terribly scared for the rest of my life.
I guess mayo is the preferred condiment on the blue waffle.
I’ve got a million of these.
It was the skull wristband and matching ring wasn’t it? Admit it!
Mayonaisse? Why mayonaisse? Wouldn’t Italian dressing be more appropriate or maybe Catalina depending on the time of the month.
lol @ panty mayonnaise
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Who knew?
Oh! And BTW…..*RETCH!*
Hoist I apologize for being a little slow(a common occurrence lately);what do you have a million of?
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OP Try spurting out spicy mayo,people pay a lot of money for those vaginal moisturizers that warm the male and female parts during love making or whatever you call it….You could save you both a lot of bucks.
She must’ve had one of those massive orgasms that some women experience and I only read about. Eheheh…
Those woman can spurt out about a litre of a milky substance during any one orgasm.
…and she would consider herself lucky, she can orgasm like that until the betch has to change the bed sheets after every bout of love making.
Getting silly off to bed.
Hoist I got…You have a million zingers.
I have a million stupid questions,or so it seems….
hah no worries lackingimaginationcan’tthinkofaproname, my ‘zingers’ are always way more funny in my own head anyway. 😉
“feck, i once enjoyed mayo. mustard it is” – Well! I’ve got a good genital related Mustard story for YOU!
Haha, no, I won’t ruin another food for you PG.
“It was the skull wristband and matching ring wasn’t it? Admit it!” – Nice one, Reg!
“Wouldn’t Italian dressing be more appropriate or maybe Catalina depending on the time of the month.” – Not so nice… I think this thread has the potential to ruin a lot of foods for people.
Don’t even get me started on cottage cheese
i’m making lasagna tonight i opted for ricotta cheese
A good lasagna has at least 4 cheeses.
me ma’s recipe calls for cheddar, parmesan, ricotta, marble, and cottage…
as you can imagine, I don’t get it a lot since it’s expensive to make, but hot damn isn’t it tasty.
i’m straying from my original recipe because my mom bought be a bunch of chicken. so i’m making chicken, mushroom, spinach lasagna with four cheeses. i usually make 2 at a time and freeze one. it is expensive mainly cause of the cheese
So…what I gather as of late is that this bitch is making us crave cheese. That was an unexpected twist. 😛
teehee, in my defence i’ve been planning on making lasagna for a week. tho i didn’t use cottage cheese and i didn’t put mayo on my sammich
I make a great lasagna but live alone so no reason to go through all the trouble of making it just for me.It’s been awhile since I had a good meal.
Blue cheese is good.
I wonder if this is the same lady that made that really crude Love about the guy visiting his girl in the hospital a while back…She strikes again! Leaving a trail everywhere she goes lmao
Boru, you can make me lasagna right meow.
I’m not gonna lie: MY lasagna is the best. I’ve sent left overs home with friends and have had people I don’t even know gush about it to me.
I can’t reveal my recipe, but I’ll def make it for any bitcher’s potluck we have in the future.
Also: zed– marble cheese is just white and orange cheddar. And orange cheddar and white cheddar are pretty much the same thing.
Hoist Like Painy said lasagna is fairly expensive to make mainly because of the different types of cheeses I use.Although,I would if I had the ingredients.
I usually go out to a restaurant for a decent meal.I don’t cook big meals just for me.
I think there should be a lasagna-off and I should be the judge.
This bitch has me craving potato salad.
Boru, you wouldn’t be cooking a big meal just for you – you’d be cooking a big meal just for me! LOL
Hoist if I cooked you a big meal you wouldn’t share it with me? lol
Weren’t you taught that it’s polite to share?You must have been an only child? lol
I know, I know – sharing is caring. Hands are for helping, not for hurting. I guess I’d let you have a bite 😛
You could use your hands to cook me a meal?
come see papa suckster girl, we’ll make that little orgasm look pale in comparison.
Sorry about that, OP. I’ll try to keep my pheremones (sp?) in check next time. ;D
Pope you had that darn hat on again didn’t ya,didn’t ya? 🙂
I just want to say that I love this love 🙂 mmm
Kitty… That’s why I mentioned there are 4 cheeses and not 5.
See, sometimes people – mainly kiddies – think cottage cheeses is nasty and usually haven’t tried ricotta…. so you say there’s marble in there and that’s what the white cheese is.
They don’t think twice, shut up, eat it, and love it.
problem solved.
I have a lasagna cheese that’s even better than ricotta.
BUT, you can only use it when a special ingredient is added to the sauce.
the lasagna turned out well, the boyos are eating it for lunch
How cryptic…
Fromunda cheese?
only to be used with Ghost chillies so they can’t taste it?
No chilis, ghost or otherwise 😉
Like I said: we’ll potluck sometime. Prepare to cream your pants, bitchers, after tasting my lasagne.
My lasagne brings ALL the boys to the yard. HAHA
Can we make sure I’m not working during this lasagna-off? :-D!!!
Don’tcha charge it when your makeshift emoticon gets separated? Arrrgh
^^^not ‘charge’… Hate. Spellcheck is drunk
suuuuuure, spell-check is drunk…
and not the person in green holding the enormous chalice full of an undiscernable liquid typing it out…
ok.
😛
Tee hee Zed… I don’t engage in such activity before 7pm! Lol
It’s now 7 pm in Amsterdam, are you part Dutch?
It’s now 7 pm in Prague, are you part Czech?
It’s now 7 pm in Rome, are you part Italian?
It’s now 7 pm in Stockholm, are you part Swede?
It’s now 7 pm in Berlin, are you part German?
It’s now 7 pm in Brussels, are you part Belgian?
It’s now 7 pm in Copenhagen, are you part Danish?
It’s now 7 pm in Madrid, are you part Spanish?
It’s now 7 pm in Oslo, are you part Norwegian?
🙂 always an excuse…
I don’t drink either. I perpetuate the regional stereotype. 😉
My Guinness beef stew would beat your alleged “jean-creamin'” lasagna hands down, Kitty.
Chal-lenge!! 😉
If accepted, I would like to throw my hat in the ring as a judge…
i have magic hands and my recipes are all in my head *cackle*
Ya’ll made me HUNGRY.Now I have to forage for food.
I’m part German, Zed…bottoms up! And, oh my, my mouth is watering thinking about this impending smorgasbord. My homemade Mac & cheese is to die for… Just sayin’ 🙂
I love magic hands.:P Just sayin’. 😛
Sixty-one comments, gotta be a record for a love. Sorry, 62 comments.
I have food,I don’t have to ‘forage’ for food to eat.I was joking….Actually, truth is,I was phishing for an invite to supper. Lol
BTW I know I shouldn’t let it bother me but why did someone ‘dislike’ my last few comments?I guess I have to specify when I’m joking. I forget you people don’t know me(some not at all) well enough to know when I’m joking. 🙁 🙁
I do care what some on this board think of me…some more than others.
Back on topic – the good news is, we appear to have located “Patient Zero”
http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7B3BB0E3EF-…
Let the quarantine begin.
*for
Boru, some ass hat just mows through, clicking dislike like a madman. I made a comment about child molesters and someone disliked that, so they were either a) a proud diddler, b) a pessimist who hates everything in life, including him/herself, or c) someone who doesn’t care much me me as a LTWWBitcher. Option “a” is disturbing, option “b” makes me pity the sad soul and option c)… Well, lets just say I won’t lose any sleep lol. Some people are just plain negative, Boru. As the old saying goes, “You can’t please everyone”…fuck ’em 🙂
I would say Boru that somebody knows you dislike the dislikes and trolls your every comment just to be irritating.
Comment #68 not that I’m counting.
Everything I post gets *at least* one dislike. When I joined the board whatever-years-ago, I cared about getting good comments back. Now, with the dislike/likes, it’s not even a concern. Its an anonymous message board, and people are random as heck on the internet. You’re not(You, the actual person) being actually disliked by actual people. I would be happier if it was gone, as it’s so fucking passive aggressive, and anonymous, but ignoring it works for me.
And like Reg says, if someone knows something bugs you, they’re going to take advantage as it’s an easy thing. And sharing every thought you have opens you up to this, as you’re giving away the keys to your car(telling people what pisses you off).
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Boru, I’ll have supper with you sometime as friends, you seem like you could use the company and I’m generally a hermit. I don’t want to post my email on here though, as I rather like being anonymous.
Don’t worry about the dislikes, Reg is right, you’re being trolled!
Thanks Reg,P. and Hoist.
I’ll try to not let the “dislikes” bother me.
Hoist I could use some friendly company….Keep in touch. 🙂
I wonder how many jobs the LTWWB mod has at the coast aside from updating this section.
Hoist
“I should have stayed
Posted on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 11:46 PM
I was just leaving the open mic when you were stepping in. You said I should stay, and you were right! But I was concerned about my early morning class, so I rejected your suggestion and regretted it all the way home. By the way, I thought you were gorgeous. Next week I’ll plan to be around longer. Hope you’re there again! —Carrying My Beautiful Instrument”
I may be wrong but I think our Mod is also a musician or possibly a stand up comedian.
Mar 14 was on a Thursday and this was posted at 11:46pm as in 4 minutes before midnight.
Again I may be wrong but why would mod care to make her post this at that hour of the day on a weekday?(Ret.)
I noticed that when it was posted and thought it was strange…..The fact that I noticed, It probably shows that I’m fucked up AND/OR HAVE NO LIFE.sorry caps press wrong key.
I’m confused :S
Hoist “I wonder how many jobs the LTWWB mod has at the coast aside from updating this section.”
I was trying to give a humorous answer to your question.
I actually don’t know how many jobs mod has at the coast;or her hobbies when she’s off work.
Sorry for confusing you.
Hoist So your a Tom Waits fan?I don’t know enough about his lyrics to dissect them, but I know what songs I like to listen to when I hear them.One of my favorite Tom Wait’s songs is I Don’t Want to Grow up.I couldn’t find a decent version on Youb Tube.I was reminded of more his his music I like as I looked for that song.Thanks for the nice reminder of music I had forgotten.
You’re welcome Boru 🙂 Yes, I do quite like Tom Waits. “I don’t want to grow up” is a decent song, The Ramones do a pretty good cover, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo4Y0TxW41g
I’m a Ramones fan as well.
Are you still confused? I was trying to make small talk.I guess I should have sat on my fingers again.
A little confused still, yes haha but don’t worry about it…I wasn’t really posing the question so much as basically being annoyed that for the past few weeks (after commenters got a little ‘slap on the wrist’ for commenting) new posts haven’t been showing up on the boards very often.
Yea I knew what you meant…It is a little annoying,that they aren’t posting new letters after the commenters get their peepee slapped.
I thought the OP of that Love could be our mod because of the late hour that it was posted.
Nothing important.:P
Ah clever! I see what you mean now!
BTW Hoist
On the Bitch side the Post “We are Human”;I mentioned needing surgery during the our plastic surgery conversation in the thread.It occurred to me that probably has you frightened off or/and regretting your offer to take me out for a friendly meal.After reading that, you probably imagined me looking horrifically fugly…Well if you were serious about your offer(?), I’m giving you the chance to back out without ill feelings toward you for doing so(I wouldn’t ,I don’t know you). I really didn’t think you were serious anyway,I took it as a “pity” offer from you.You seem like a nice guy,that’s my impression of you from what you’ve written on here in the past few months.
I promise I’m not that fugly
I didn’t even read that thread Boru. I don’t care what you look like, it was just a friendly invitation, seems that you could use some cheering up and I’ve got plenty of time on my hands right now (I’m between projects atm). I like making new friends, since all my old pals have moved away, for the most part. Don’t be so hard on yourself, everyone’s fugly. I’d still meet up with you, just not sure how we’d arrange it. Maybe we’ll have to wait until someone does some sort of summit thing, I think it’d be interesting to go to one of those.
Hoist Thank you.I could post my email address? I could meet you somewhere for a drink or coffee?I don’t know,really..just making suggestions.I certainly hope I ‘m not sounding needy or pushy,it is not my intention.You wondered how we could arrange to meet up;i was just trying to be helpful.
Do you already know any of our commentors, outside of the board?
hahah Boru, you sounded needy wwwwway before that post 😉 (I KID!) Stop apologizing, you aren’t going to offend me or anything, it’s cool. …. No, I don’t know anyone here personally. I wouldn’t recommend posting your e-mail on here, though…but it’s your call. There are trolls disliking your comments, imagine what they’d do if they had your email address. :S
I think i know who the person is that’s trolling me. I think i did unintentionally piss them off one too many times.The last time i can see why what i said on here could be taken personally;for that I am truly sorry.While i honestly do appreciate that person and what that person did;I was trying to save myself another heartache and undue stress that it would have caused me , if I took the advice offered me and was turned away once again by this certain guy.Once again, I would have had to sit by and take humiliation without being able to defend myself in anyway.
I have enough worries in my life for 10 people I don’t need anymore,added.I do like this guy a lot, but i just have to keep reminding myself that if he honestly cared for me he would not have sat by and watched my life go to fucking shit.Not to mention,at times added to the pile of shit which is my life.By saying some very mean things to me.
I’m sorry to say I think I may have to face the fact that the man i like+ ,doesn’t feel the same about me.Sad to have to face the fact he never did.
OP Tell your brown eyed girl how you feel,if her feelings are mutual you both may have something magical.At least you will know yea or nay,if nay move on to find happiness you deserve.
“OP Tell your brown eyed girl how you feel,if her feelings are mutual you both may have something magical.At least you will know yea or nay,if nay move on to find happiness you deserve.”
Shoot, I messed that up. Brown eyed girl you should tell your GP how you feel,you may have an illness or a STI. Perhaps you had something ‘magical’ with someone who passed on a STI.Your secretions you wrote of aren’t normal. lol…..Anyway..
I fucked up again?
I’d like to have a friend but I think I’m afraid of having a friend….I’m my own worst enemy.
Anyway I’ll shut up now.
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Never mind.
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Hoist
“Stop apologizing, you aren’t going to offend me or anything, it’s cool.”
It looks as though I succeeded at offending you or something.I’m assuming anyway or your just very busy with life and all.