Grow. the. fuck. up. I’m all for casual sex, but to sleep with a girl and literally NEVER speak to her again, yet hit on her best friend when they’re sitting together every night? Really? We’re not trying to marry you, we’re not trying to date you, we’re not even trying to sleep with you again. But the occasional word or two isn’t an unreasonable request. We already know you’re a horny douchebag, so asking you not to hit on our best friends would just be spiteful. But please make an attempt to get your head out of your ass and act like a fucking adult for once. We PROMISE not to take it as a sign that you “like” us, don’t worry.
Cause anyway, let’s be real. I was faking.
–Not as satisfied as you’d like to believe
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
FYI – guys like this never grow out of it, start experimenting with your roomate, ladies…
BTW – I am joking…
I’m not I wanna watch !!!LOL
“Assholes at King’s College”
That’s a little redundant.
Attention females.
if you want us guys to stop wanting to fuck your friends, tell them to stop being so flirty with us when you’re not looking.
Signed,
Evolution
that school was so much cooler when you could smoke in the dorms after a “hit and quit”
Casual Sex you say?
I am down if you are…and as I guy in his earlymid 30’s, I can guarentee that you won’t be faking it.
I am pretty hot too and I won’t try and fuck your friends…unless you ask me to.
BMF you so surprise me!! Are you a “victim” of your own testosterone or what? Would you invite your guy friends to be dicks to your girl so she doesn’t accidentally fuck them? hmmm Doesn’t really work that way, does it? The guy owns the cock and does what the GUY wants to do with his cock. Invitation does not change who owns the cock nor the difference between right and wrong.
Yeah, it’s all the guy’s fault. You said yes, didn’t you? You decided to spread your legs, right?
Way to put it Fever . About right there !!! Man if it wasn’t for easy lays and sluts – most us guys would have nothing to fuck !!!
Fever *is* right. But there are guys that *do* take the fun out of it by doing shit like the morons out OP is talking about.
Having said that, some “ladies” take all the fun out of it by virtually stalking anyone who’s ever given them a drunken dry hump at a frat party let alone actual SEX.
So basically, we’re all idiots when we’re in university, some of us grow out of it, some of us don’t.
some people don’t grow out of high school gidget…the highlight of their lives. look at me i am a jock/popular/bully fuckhead…oh wait thats it
My point is just because some guy hits on me I’m not necessarily compelled to fuck him and it works both ways. BMF is saying if a girl flirts with him he must fuck them or something along those lines and I think it’s horse shit to say evolution is responsible for such loose and uncivilized CHOICES. If we teach our children to be obeying their instincts all the time we can look forward to more news stories about little boys injuring the cat while fucking the perdy thang but that’s not really looking “forward”, is it?
Kay, you are so gross. Little boys do not have an instinct to fuck cats. Stop pushing your repressed sexual desires on us. Seriously.
hey fizz, if you think I’m gross just wait and see what happens when your girlfriend is nice to your boyfriend. Can you say STD or should we call it STI these days? And let me point out my NEGATIVE stance on this sort of thing since ya missed it.
I find it ironic that all these one-night-stand bitches are showing up so close to Valentine’s Day
It’s not even February yet.
True enough, but that like the 3rd Fuck n Chuck/One-Night-Stand bitch this week; I expect there to be more (jus cause I love irony))
“3rd Fuck n Chuck/One-Night-Stand bitch this week”
It’s Valentines Day try outs this week….semifinals are next week.
Oh this could get goooooooood!!!
Well that’s pretty true NGF; though she DID manage to post “It’s not even February yet.” so we know there are a few neurons firing properly…
Cocaine addicts suck!
I hate cocaine but I hate cocaine addicts more
HA the kaysetta stone!! ROFL
“”hmmm Doesn’t really work that way, does it? “‘
And yet it seems to.
Most guys will (mis) interpret flirting from their GF’s friends at one time or another, and take it as a sign that she wants him….lol, even “eye contact” will get some guys cruising over with their best line…hahaha.
And so, when the first couple break up, the guy goes straight for the friend, which I think is the OP’s point?
And yeah, it’s about “choices” we make, but most (not all) guys are pretty much up for it, anytime, anyplace, anywhere…so the burden often falls to the female to prevent the coupling.
And there’s another interesting left-over from our hunter-gatherer times…
Evolutionarily, the female’s goal is to find the best mate that will provide for her and the offspring. Some ancient were unsure of the criteria…so what better way to find the right guy, than if ANOTHER female (or females) want him too.
This leads to a modern-day phenomenon that I bet every guy here will attest to after a few moments of thought:
Why is it that you get more chances to get laid/meet girls when you already have a gf?
heh heh
Cause they always want what each other’s got…a layover from evolution.
(Or a crule joke by God, if you prefer)
Silly Kay. I don’t have a boyfriend… I have a girlfriend… but not THAT kind of girlfriend 😉
I’m not really sure what boyfriends and girlfriends have to do with any of this, because no one in the OP’s bitch are actually dating.
Anyway, your comment was stupid because you failed to understand BMF’s comment as usual, and blew it out of proportion as fucking usual.
No one else read BMFs comment and thought, “Omg BMF thinks that when ‘COCK!’ you flirt with ‘OWNING COCK!’ someone your evolutionary background forces you to ‘LITTLE BOYS FUCKING CATS!’ have sex ‘FUCKING CATS WITH THEIR COCKS!’ with them.”
Only you kay, only you.
While I won’t prefess to where the impuse comes from…you are correct Frosty, guys get ALOT more attention from ladies when they are attached.
i think it’s that grass is greener phenom.
That’s because some girls think that guys who have girlfriends are more likly to not be crazy or bad in bed. If she’s fucking and dating him and liking it, that’s a good indication that he’s a good boyfriend. He’s boyfriend material. Which of course isn’t entirely true… but there you have it
Soooo…which lovely lady here at LTWWB wants to go out and pretend to be my GF, wingman services will be reciprocated.
I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to go out with my wedding ring on and pretend to still be “taken”…OR would it? evil grin
It might make for an interesting experiment. Get a shitload of men to go clubbing without rings, then with a female “girlfriend” and then with a wedding ring on.
I wonder which would result in the most number of hookups.
I remember when we were around 19, 20 21…single, working & we’d go on moose hunting or whale hunting excursions out of town.
Surely my friends & I weren’t the only ones who did that…or am I one of the only ones who will still admit it ?!?
winner whoever had the biggest or the least cute… let us call it 😉
so how about it baby, you free this week end, i am, let’s get it on.
I don’t know about anybody else, but I would like to honestly hang out with Life Sucks and BMF for an evening. Sure the posts aren’t always amazing but I bet the individual behind the avatar is a pretty cool dude (both).
And if we didnt’ get along, we can all agree to say, “Well, he cant be any worse than kaytard.”
Don’t worry, kay, we’re over you (if you’re reading).
Old proverb from my prehistoric university daze: Woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down. I know it’s an aside from the post but I just had to throw it in there.
Nice proverb TTFN !!! Rings true !! I think the same Fat – some of the poster would be fun to hang out with !!! I’ll supply the weed !!!
fat, hog, frosty, some of the old lines still work pretty good. and if they worked once, why get rid of them. i just got an email from someone off facebook, and they sent me some very, very nice pics of themselves. one is deffinately suitable for a frame. but yeah dude, you just never know what’s in the cards. i’m still waiting for miss lala to get back to me, cute little thing that she is. and i might not be home for a day or two. gotta go rig up some security for a place in moncton,n.b., for a customer. that what i do, home security monitoring, after installation. if you want a good laugh, try watching that manswers show sometime, the shit they have on there is fucking wild. catch you all later, will take laptop with me.
oh and hey fizz, why don’y you get your girl-friend together,and we all have a fun night this week. a little two on one thing, hah,hah, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
You also have to consider that guys who have girlfriends are probably around more girls because their girlfriends have friends. So just being around more girls makes the guy more likely to seem like he’s getting more attention than a guy without a gf.
All us Bitchers should get together some day, drink, party, hook-up, never talk to eachother again, etc. It’ll be fun, I promise!
LS I always use the chick friend for bait thing HAHA ! Longs she knows your baiting her for chicks of your own – it keeps me out of they’re pants and busy getting into someone elses . Keeps then happy your not trying theres . HEE HEE LS I know some the old lines still work ! I tends to share joints with pothead chicks – they seem to give it up alittle easier haha !
Q I am in for that !!! As usual I will supply the weed . I love getting drunk – having meaningless sex with chicks and pretend I don’t know them the next day – unless they were really really good !
Do us all a favor and catch something deadly.
fuck waiting for it sabastien…. lace his weed.
ether or cyanide or something….
the amount he smokes he’d be dead in a week.
Like ya dummies think you’d actually get my weed?