I thought it was a rock because it hit me so hard, and I have both a bruised leg and ego. I guess that was your goal so congratulations. What a cherry on top to have you scream out your window that I’m a bitch. Since we don’t know each other, I can only assume you either missed your intended target or were driving around doing this to several innocent pedestrians. Either way, I can’t stop thinking about how much you suck. Gosh you suck. You really do. —Innocent and Furious
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
They should be “donating” those eggs to the Occupy mob.
Carry something hard &heavy in your throwin’ hand, OP.
Leg? They missed the egg above your neck.
The same twats as last week I wonder? They need a serious shit-kicking. Hope they get caught at a red light 100 feet down the road next time…
Maybe a Bus will cut them off….
Are you knocked-up too, OB? If so then shut up!
what a waste of eggs http://blog.liscombelodge.ca/wp-content/up…
This is really unfortunate. Anyone who sees this occurring should call the police. This is assault. They are probably children who have never been told right from wrong. So sad.
No plate number OB? Egg on you then.
Stop blaming the victim, Seb.
OB: did you notice anything about the car? Sedan, 2-door, SUV, truck? How many people in the car? Loud music? what kind, etc. Seems to be a pattern and if targets can put together what they saw, you can maybe catch the bastards.
sebastian said it first.
Whenever you are assaulted from a car, forget your anger and fear long enough to get, and memorize, the plate number. It is the stop, drop and roll of drive-by assault.
xenophilia i don’t think sebastian is blaming the victim.. well it’s sebastian so he IS.. but i don’t disagree with what he said. Does it suck that it happened? Yes! But by getting the plate number, you don’t have to be a victim.
Sebastian blames the victim always but blames the straight people when they turn down his advances. Hmm, maybe he doesn’t see himself as the victim then…
In my hometown, the local grocer would not sell eggs to children or teens during the halloween season. The local newspaper tried to stir up a controversy about this, but the adults responded in favor of the grocer.
all i can say is, get a fucking small calibre pistol, and next one that eggs you, shoot the motherfuckers tires out.a nice little .22 cal. should do the trick. and don’t bother to get a license, gangstas don’t.
um…..don’t stand anywhere near OP when he tries to shoot out tires with a .22. They will only bounce off and kill you.
Sounds like a wonderful idea…we’ll all start carrying pistols, and if the cops ever ask us why the fuck we’re carrying firearms, we’ll just say it’s to shoot out the tires of those who throw eggs at us, and they’ll just say “Alrighty then…carry on.”
If we created an egg registry, we could trace the ilegally thrown eggs back their legal owner so we can charge them and send them to jail.
I won’t include sebastard in this comment, because he’s just being his prick-self.
But IK — I’d think you’d know better than to blame the victim and have a bit more ability to put logic together than sebastard has (which is: absolutely none).
When something like this happens, there’s an initial shock where you’re all “WTF JUST HAPPENED?” (because you don’t expect that someone’s going to be throwing shit at you from a car — and if you do then you live a sad sad sad little life). Meanwhile, people throwing eggs from cars aren’t going to stick around — they’re going to boot it.
And getting pelted with an egg hurts — obv, from OB’s assertion that they have a bruise. Do you really think their first instinct is to say “MUST GET LICENSE PLATE AND REMEMBER IT WELL ENOUGH TO WRITE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE OR RECITE IT TO COPS FROM TOP OF HEAD!”?
No, their first instinct is to be all “WTF?” and “OW,” which would likely last long enough for the perps to get away.
Valid bitch. OB has every right to be pissed off.
Being a survivor of an egging (I’ll be testifying before the Egg-Marketing Board Truth & Reconciliation Commission in late November) I can pretty much attest to what PK said. By the time I connected the late term abortion on the sidewalk in front of me with the moving car all I registered on was a fist pump out the driver’s window and a faint” Whoo-Hoo” as it disappeared around the corner. Since then, when I’m walking home from the ferry terminal on a Saturday night I take note of every vehicle that passes me. Perhaps it’s my old eyes, but I’m damned if I can make out the license number on a moving car at night.
pretty kitty all i’m saying is that if she had gotten the plate numbers, they’d be apprehended. And that would probably make her feel really good.
Obviously it’s not her fault. But i encourage EVERYONE to always remember to try and catch a plate number of a drive-by. Not blame. Just advice for next time.
The pricks driving the car deserve no less.