What the fuck? I come out of my house, and I SEE A FUCKING DEAD CROW ON MY LAWN! Feathers all over the damn place, the wing all fucked up. Whatever the hell did this, tore out its chest, and pretty much ate it alive, leaving this mass of red gunk from its chest, all over the lawn. You could see its stomach all ruptured, and where the damn heart was suppose to be!
If this was some wild animal, then we all have something to be scared of.
—Its pretty damn gross!
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.
My cat somehow found, wrestled, killed and brought home to me a chinchilla when I lived in the Northend. The thing was almost big as her!
Oh, and I love the tag = ).
My ex had a crow fly into his truck while he was going down the circumferential. Trying to drive and struggling to hold it in place by the wings as it tried to peck his face was quite challenging. Anyway, after he biffed it back out the window, he speculated about the omen stuff (he is part Iroquois), but, as he said, it means nothing if you don’t know what it means.
Just because an animal can kill a bird doesn’t mean it can even sneeze at a human being. Rest easy, OP. Human beings enjoy the TOP of the food chain for a reason.
LOL LOVE the tag
P.S. EW!
My dad had this cat who was a total asshole and he’d bring home mice and eat the entire thing but its intestines.
True story.
Fucker was about as small as a rat too. Though, he was a biter and used to kick my ass on a regular basis so…maybe you SHOULD be concerned, OP?
Heh.
FUCK that cat was an asshole.
“If this was some wild animal, then we all have something to be scared of.”
A cat no doubt. They’re one molecule away from wild. I had one that used to bring his catches home in the middle of the night and lay them on the doorstep – still screaming! They do this to show off their hunting skills.
There’s only one problem with that. They have to catch a crow at night while it’s sleeping because catching one in the daytime is just about impossible. Crows are very smart.
OMG a bird got eaten by another animal. Call PETA on this flagrant abuse of an animal. Oh wait, that’s normal behaviour in the animal kingdom.
Humans kill other animals for food. I mean look at what we do to moo cows!
This is pretty much no different.
Anomie’s right too — cats aren’t as domesticated as other domesticated animals. Except my cats. Those little fuckers are wimps and would survive like an hour outside.
Sorry about that OP, I promise not to make such a mess next time.
hahaha
I love you city- folks, no end of amusement…
Perhaps you could some sort of emergency 999 service set up? Dial 1 for dead animal on lawn/dial 2 for strange noises from dumpster, dial 3 for homless guy prying at the garage door and so on?
Give that bird a fucking proper funeral.
I think it was a broke student looking for a cheap meal.
it could have been other crows…smart creatures, do not fuck with them
Could be a cat, owl, hawk, etc.
A+ tags
Or a…..serial killer!
….yOu coULD bE NexT!!!!
I blame the homeless!