To the old fart on the waterfront last weekend who commented on the fact that my dog was pissing on a light pole… Fuck you! You think people shouldn’t be allowed to bring their dogs to the waterfront… Well it could have been worse… it could have been your leg he was pissing on… maybe next time he can borrow your depends undergarments ya cranky asshole! —Pissed off
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.


I am guessing you didn’t have the guts to tell this to the “old fart” in the face. If you didn’t, then you failed to defend your dog’s right to pee on the light pole. Did you apologize to your dog for not standing up for him?
i guess people like you o.p., give all dog owners bad reps. how about if a small kid came over and touched that pole, hmmm.
maybe he just expected you to catch the pee and dump it in the harbour, kind of like what our toilets do for us.
A guy was bitching cause a dog pissed on a light pole wtf? has the people of Halifax gone mental in the last few weeks holy shit; like where would he have perferred the dog to urinate dang 🙂
Litter box, martym. I know of some dog owners (of small dogs that they keep indoors) that have trained their dog to use doggie toilet indoors. Also I have seen cats use the human toilet, even flushing it after the deed. Have I scared you yet?
I can’t believe you din’t tell the cranky old fart, that your dog hit (pissed on) the last 12 poles & 2 fire hydrants you passed. Let him stew on that ~;) lol
Should have told the old prick that your dog consistently hits what he’s aiming at; a better track record than Mr. Complainey-pants I’m sure.
LS: I wouldn’t let my kid touch the pole to begin with. Not because of the dog piss but because of the many drunks that have probably pissed, spit or god knows what on that pole. That’s what disinfectant wipes are for, anyway. At least the dog would probably be cleaner.
The kid didn’t just touch the pole…..but hugged it and sat down around it. Dog pee.
When we were kids we would stick our tongues to the frosty poles.
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“the bell rang”
Dogs are inteligent and can be trained to do amazing things.
So how come no one trains their dog to pee or doodle in a loo?
doodle is spreading… 🙂
doodle
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