Must you always bring random guys home at 3 am to get your fuck-on? It doesn’t matter if it’s Friday, Sunday or Monday, you bring home random men and you are so fucking noisy! It’s bad enough that I gotta hear grunts, moans, and the bed smashing all over the place. But on top of that, I gotta hear your noises! You sound like a meowing kitten when you fuck those guys! I never heard anything like it! I’m trying to sleep and all I hear is moans, grunts, bed-smashing, and fucking KITTEN MEOWS!
—Just want to sleep!
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.
Why not go knock on the door whilst the action is going on and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Hey OP if you want to get back at her and need someone to give her a taste of her own medicine give me a shout.
😉 😉
Dude. Creepy.
Please post pics.
Do you gal’s own a cat? ‘Cuz maybe your roomie likes to get kitty in on the action too.
Miles. That’s just WRONG.
*shakes head*
Methinks we just sniffed out who the room mate is.
You should have laid low on this one, PK…
Oh gawd Miles, let’s not bring bestiality into this. Pretty much all you sexy-haters need to just grab onto your balls and give the bastards a piece of your mind, or a slice, or whatever.
Kick their door down and throw cold water on them. See if they stick together.
When I moved in with my fiancee, her roomie was just like this. We could hear her out in the living room. So, we pulled her aside and asked her to tone it down. Her face drained of all colour and she got so embarrassed that we never heard a peep out of her again. I guess my point is that she never realized how loud she was until someone told her.
What’s her name? What bars she go to?
Start singing opera outside their door.
Usually it gets people’s attention.
You could always make up a fake Notice from your Landlord and pin it to your outside door. Have it say that there were noise complaints, and explain exactly what they sounded like, “sexy noises”, and leave it for when she get’s home, or goes to work that way if you’re too embarrassed to tell her yourself, she’ll just think the neighbours heard her.
I can haz orgazm?
I’d bang on the door and yell until they stopped and/or shut the fuck up.
And yeah, what places does your roommate go to?
Pick up the Doggie Christmas CD – the one where the dogs bark out carols and jack up the sound when the pussy starts mewing.
Whoever you are, Dawn Davenport, I think I love you.
Meow *blush*
HAHAHAHA. J/k, I live alone.
OP – just do what I did to my old slutty roommate. When roomie and their newest fling come out of the room, make a snide remark about, “That’s the third/fourth random guy this week. I’m not lending you any more condoms.”
or to the random pick-up guy, “If you were smart you’d go get a check-up. You’re number three/four this week so far…”
What? You didn’t ask to join in. LOL.
Why do these stories always come off so wrong yet so hot.
Hey, you could record her on your cell and use it for your ringtone. Picture yourself at work and suddenly your cell goes off: ‘MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW – ARRGGGGHHHHH…mew.’
TTFN I just spit coffee…thanks for the morning LOL.
TTFN is famous for this…always make sure you do not have anything in your mouth when you are about to read one of her comments. I too have suffered from coffee covered LCD screen…now I don’t touch the drinks when I see her awesome profile pic, just in case she is delivering more hilarity that I can handle. 😀
Awwww, you guys are ace for making an old lady feel good. Now back to my 44 Double Dee Juggling Act – fuck! I dropped one on the floor.
HAHAHA!! oh girl, I just spit everywhere. Not even I can stay immune to your tasty charms.
You could also knock on their door saying that the hallway fire alarm is going off or that you need some toilet paper.
One time I made noise and banged on some pots while yelling that Al-Qaeda and Aunt Bunnie were trying to abduct me.
OP, give me her number. Or I’ll give you mine
to give to her.