Dear loving roommate, thanks so much for being you. I always brag to my friends about how great you are with your kindness and baked goods. Your singing IS beautiful and I couldn’t have asked for anyone better to share this house in the forest with you. —Meow

This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.

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  6. In fairness Painey, all kittehs are “two-faced”
    “Mew, Mew, pat my soft belly fur, purr purrr”
    *hiss, spit, rake, shred, flay followed by the yelling and the screaming and the hey hey hey.*
    Trickery, Trickery, Trickery.>: (

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