How can I choose between you and your fascinating characters? My lovelorn, neurotic dentist… my sensible funny teacher… my confident, arrogant model… my tender-hearted, sensitive buddha… my dark and mysterious photographer… you’re all so lovely.
I wish I could love you all and perhaps, if I were a girl back in my grandmother’s day, I could for awhile. Back in the day when it was perfectly acceptable to have many different suitors openly and honestly.
But it is not my grandmother’s day. It is my day. And i don’t want to hurt any of you. You are all clamouring for One and Only and you all deserve it. But unfortunately social convention dictates that there is only room for one.
I love you all so much. You’re the coolest little bouquet of people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. I wish we could find a few cool chicks and all live together in a big family.
Think about it maybe? —Polyamoury
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
you sound like a bitch, OR this is made up
why does it have to be ‘or’ ?
I’d go with AND
what, no rocket scientists or astronauts?
wow.. this thread is green.
the bachelorette halifax
I LOL’d at this – sweet troll.
But if this is real:
Dentists have great smiles but they tend to be suicidal
Teachers don’t make enough money and are in your face all summer
Arrogant models – fuck around on you and the modelling contracts end at 30.
Sensitive Buddha – fat fuck?
Mysterious Photographer – trolls craigslist seeking “boudoir models”
I’d go with the Dentist or Buddha.
Oh ffs. A tool trolling about choices. Fuck off.
To have so many choices. Some have none at all.
You must be the hoe in this garden are you OP? Sorry couldn’t resist it.
I think she is an internet dater. If this is true, that makes the most sense.