I hope you have a splitting headache this morning.

You were a raging twat last night.

Does it make you feel younger?

It doesn’t make you look younger.

—sincerly..bored of your phone calls.

This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. Ah yes, disparaging a woman based on her age, how charming. I wonder why she is your ex, since you’re such a fucking winner.

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  3. Sounds like a drink and dial situation.

    I’m sorry, but past the age of oh say, 18 drink and dial *is* just sad.

    Today the kiddies are doing it drink and msn style 😉

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  4. Precisely why I delete all of my ex’s out of my phone. Now if only they had some sort of “drunk” test for facebook …

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  5. Yeah, but unfortunately it’s a different situation when we’re talking about ex spouses, hellakitty.

    If they share kids and have shared custody then OP can’t really delete her out of his phone. He unfortunately has to deal with her. And that just sucks.

    I’m sure most ex spouses who divorced on bad terms would like to delete their ex off the face of the plant, not just their phones 😛

    Drunken facebook is the gift that just keeps on giving. Get drunk anywhere now a days and someone’ll likely have a picture of it either on their digital cam or their phone and somehow they always end up on FB…so forget about drunk FB msgs…those pictures are there forever :|

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  7. ah,drunken msn…. that takes me back…
    and OP, you could have bashed her a thousand different ways. the age hit, not so original or classy.
    I encourage you to try harder next time, she should be calling any minute now….

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