It’s been just over 10 years since we met and you are lying next to me snoring away but yet I am still overwhelmed with love for you. Having you in my life is more than I ever deserved and if I died 5 minutes from now, I would be fine with it, knowing that I had someone so special to love and getting that love in return. You are the best thing in this world and I hope we get another 50 years of bliss. —Your Big Nosed Husband
This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2012.
“if I died 5 minutes from now, I would be fine with it,”
after that long… what the hell do you think she’s dreaming about???
all i can think of is monty python, lob
why you callin your wife ‘big nose’
Uh women don’t like that much.
hey bird, where’s my love?