I found myself looking for you this morning when we came in. You didn’t seem to be around, maybe you were on break, but eventually you came over to say hi.
The eye contact between us seems to grow a little more intense every week. (Maybe I’m just imagining this?) You seem to always make your way to us, even if you’re not serving us, just to say hello.
I was pretty tired and half asleep this morning, but you managed to brighten my day immensely with just your presence. And the touch on the arm as we were leaving…
Thank you for being a beautiful soul. Maybe someday I could bring you breakfast. —M.I.B.
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.


It appears that the coast love section is now going to be the new psst section.
Oh well.
What do you expect when the PSSTs are no longer FREE?
hahaha.. “The eye contact between us seems to grow a little more intense every week. (Maybe I’m just imagining this?)”
yeah- your staring becomes creepier and the “intensity” is actually a look of horror as she realizes she has a stalker. The touch on the arm… sure it wasn’t a little “push out the door?”
Are the psssts for people you don’t really know yet, and the Love’s for someone reaching out for someone they already know?
p.s. Hey Jonnoman- I leave for Cairo next Wednesday to see Desert Princess. Wish me luck! I hear it’s all cobblestones. It’ll be worth it to drag my chair through those bumpy streets!
Man, I am jealous. Egypt would be an amazing place to go. I know you’ll have an amazing time, although having your chair on those cobblestone streets will likely become pretty old, pretty quick. Oh well, just consider it extra time you can gaze around in awe…. And take lots of pictures. Then come home and get in touch with me and show me all those pictures 😛 Oh, and spread the Coast love to DP when you see her. Tell her she’s got fans across the Atlantic.
btw… Loves don’t necessarily have to be for someone you already know. It is more of an expression of appreciation for someone or something (in detail)- kind of an anonymous tribute to the general public I guess you would say…… A PSST is more of an attempt to catch someone’s attention in a discreet way with the intention of sending a message. Your post a couple of weeks ago– truly a Love (and a fine example of what should be posted in this section)
This post, could be a little of both, but in my opinion OP is simply trying to find a way to get into this chick’s pants. Thus…. a PSST.
god I hope so Jonno… I in know way am IN LOVE with the chicken guy….
but do love the concept of him.
Wow….
it never ceases to amaze me just how many social retards there are in this city….
and it looks like most of them lurk here…
grow up children…
or better yet , STFU…
and zZz….that should read : I in NO way am…
learn to spell , and some proper sentence structure…
’nuff said
which galaxy are you master of? we all need spanking
*pulls pants down and bends over*… I’M READY!
(sorry to hijack, just to socialize)
Jonno,
Is there a way to get in touch here? I’m either going to blog the trip or put photos up daily on fbook. If you want, I could let you into my domain to check them out.
I’ll pass DesertPrincess’s fame on to her! She’s really chuffed that I did this in the first place, and the comments were nice. Even the guy who wanted to puke! lol
Jonnoman,
I don’t know if this is allowed, but check my bio on my profile for an email address you can get me at. I’ll edit it out in a day or so, so email me right away.
LOL Wheeliep
I think we all hijack threads just to socialize =)
The puking scene was a clip from Little Britain, wheeliep, a funny as show from, you know, Britain. There are also scenes of that character uncontrollably urinating bucketloads of pee in a grocery store, and another character finger painting with her poo. Funny stuff! Gotta love that clever, witty British humour, ehh?
I was in love once, then she broke my precious little heart into a million pieces! Now, I’m so torn, bitter, and jaded that I will never love again. There’s even a girl I guess you could say I’m maybe kind of seeing who wants to be more than just a fuck buddy friend, but I’m not going to allow that to happen, plus I could always use more FBs, which having a proper girlfriend would prevent. Hey hey, FA? St Patty’s Day, wanna get drunk/crunk?