Thanks SO much Mr. Running Man for letting me know I left my lights on, while I strolled up Summer Street, headphones in and oblivious to the world.
I wish you a lifetime of well-lubricated knees and I hope you win your next marathon good sir! —A Happy Maroon Saturn
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2010.


I’ve opened up the door of two cars on my street and turn off the lights. I just hope the owner never comes out when I’m in the car, I SWEAR I’M DOING A GOOD DEED. Going to go over so well