To all you motherfucker Dartmouth drivers who ignore crosswalks throughout this city: If I kick your car as you cut me off mid-stride through the lines, please, consider that my invitiation to stop, get out, chat and have me kick your idiot ass. And to those of you who do stop and shout your disatisfaction for having to – wait a second – sit in your car, please, I beg you, get out off your ass, our of your car and share you feelings. I will fuck your head up. I swear.
This article appears in Jun 26 – Jul 2, 2008.
Perhaps your bitch should be directed at city planners? Just yesterday we were driving down Nantuket heading to the bridge. There’s a bus depot there and a crosswalk across Nantuket. We must’ve idled there for at least 5 minutes while a person, now anther, two more a few steps later, other people leaving the bus station on foot, meandered through the crosswalk. We decided if a set of traffic lights were installed everybody would get their turn, ignorant pedestrians included.