Ever stop to think that the people are coughing because you are standing in their path? Or you are standing in the perfect location for your chemical cloud of toxic shit to drift across the sidewalk?
I have never meet a considerate smoker in my life. I’m a regular bus rider and at every terminal, every day is at least one piece of shit smoker standing right in the perfect spot for the smoke to blow into the faces of a dozen people.
SMOKERS ARE ASSHOLES.—Scott Johnson
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.


SMOKE NAZIS ARE BIGGER ASSHOLES.
Yea that’s really harsh.. while I wouldn’t classify myself as a smoker, i do enjoy them on a long walk, or just when the mood strikes me and you know what? I’m a really nice person.
Smokers aren’t assholes. Some people are assholes, and some of those assholes smoke.
Scott Johnson is a used rag.
here we go once again, smoking vs. non smoking. here’s an idea even you can think of o.p., just don’t whine anymore. the whole problem just disappears when you don’t go fucking whining and crying all the time. i will smoke if i want, and you won’t if you don’t want to. there, debate over, good bye, don’t come again please(in my apu imitation).
Its called the wind stupid. Smokers don’t control the weather you fucking ignoramus.
Yeah, Scott Johnson is s total fag. Double entendre for the win.
This twit starts out “In last weeks bitch”, then instead of continuing on with it the T’Nuk starts a new shitty thread. If you don’t like it, go the fuck around.
“SMOKE NAZIS ARE BIGGER ASSHOLES.”
QFT
Eat me Op.
Really? You expect us to believe your blatant lies about never meeting a reasonable smoker? I’ve seen people smoking in a bus shelter on a rainy day, and when they see people approaching they leave the shelter and move 10 feet away without being asked. Now they should have had an umbrella and been outside the shelter in the first place, but I’ve met plenty of smokers that will ask me if I’m alone in the shelter on a wet day “is it ok if I smoke in here?” and I don’t really mind it that much because I got used to smoke a while ago. People bitch way too much about smoking and lumping ALL smokers into one category is just plain ignorant. There are horrible and inconsiderate smokers, and there are others that will never light up in a house party without asking the host where they can and can’t smoke.
i smoke away from bus stops and people in general. not because i care about your health. it’s because i hate you all and i won’t share my smoke unless you chip in.
and if you don’t like that i smoke 20-30 feet of the stop, i won’t notice unless you actually come over and tell me. so if i can go to the trouble to be the considerate smoker you’ve never met (and never will…because i won’t want to chat) then you can move two steps to the left if my horrid plume of smoke drifts towards your virgin nostrils by way of random wind currents.
i’m a meteorologically challenged coaster.
“SMOKE NAZIS ARE BIGGER ASSHOLES”
I’ve witnessed more smokers lighting up where they shouldn’t than non-smokers speaking up about it.
That’s why we have the never ending chain of redundant smoke bitches eh dgaf.
“I’ve witnessed more smokers lighting up where they shouldn’t than non-smokers speaking up about it.”
I’ve never seen a non-smoker ask a smoker to move away from an area they shouldn’t be smoking in. I have seen smokers sneering and laughing at people who are coughing because of their smoke though.
I wish lung cancer worked faster.
Sebastian – I wish Darwin would dump 3,498 squirrel monkeys on your atrophied head.
Wishing lung cancer to work faster on someone shows you have all the compassion of a fence post. I had a very dear friend who died lof lung cancer in 2000 when he was 46 and it was one of the most heartbreaking experiences in my life. That you fucking non-smokers would define anyone because they smoke only shows how goddamn myopic and stupid you are. By the way, does your ass need a postal code?
Last week’s bitch was in regards to the fact that pollution from vehicular traffic and other exhaust centres (factories, refineries, etc) is worse than people smoking in the long run.
Think about how many cars are on the road at any given point in time in the world. Millions. Billions? Now, think about how many people are having a smoke. Less than millions, for sure. Considering we all share the same air, the bitch from last week was pointing to the fact that smoking by comparison is hardly a dangerous contributor to poor air quality and health.
Halifax, your stats are useless unless you can back them up…
can you really be sure less than millions of people aren’t smoking right now?
not defending either side of the argument… just not sure how you can make bizarre claims like that and actually believe them.
oh, by the way, I got this Nigerian prince friend of mine … just looking to make someone rich….
If you don’t like the cigarette smoke/car exhausts/cheap body spray/harbour/offense odor do us all a favour and don’t breathe
Wow O.P. You’re a dick. Listen, did you forget that smoking is addiction, one that’s really tough for people to kick? They aren’t necessarily realizing that they’re affecting others. I don’t smoke, but the love of my life does, and I know from my experience with him that it is hellish trying to quit. Also, every time he smokes, he makes sure to move so it’s not blowing into my face. Don’t paint everyone with the same brush. Not every smoker is inconsiderate, you apparently just have bad luck.
I’ll be on the lookout for you Scott… (light… puff… exhale… repeat)
I have never gone to a vehicle accident or a domestic due to smoking. I’ve been to a hell of a lot due to drinking and the costs of those are enormous, especially if someone dies or becomes handicapped.
Amen to that mind snap.
This op might as well get a picket sign with a very long list of of whats apparently wrong. Might as well slap fast food on that list, anything that is not organic, sugars meats and dairy products, lets not forget a cold beer on a hot summer day or a nice tasty mudslide.
Might as well write a letter to every company that is mass producing these unhealthy foods and products, like a puff of smoke being uncontrollably carried by the wind, are we not effected by them all in some way?
Ugh.
I get this feeling that the writer has a few deep seeded issues with particular people who smoke, and thus, takes their anger out on all smokers.
my crazy aunt keeps a small mist bottle in her purse and tells me if an inconsiderate smoker blows smoke towards her,she just sprays them with water…most times they get upset,but most have nothing to say..they realize she is right…smokers are the assholes
Waiting to get on the bus today, standing in front of the doors waiting my turn, smoker comes up beside me and blows his last puff in my face.
But hey, I can’t get mad at him. He has an addiction!!!!! I shouldn’t have been standing there trying to get on the bus so I could go to work and make a living.
Would totally love it if your aunt sprayed me with a mist of water right now. Its fucking hot out yo.
same gene pool as you; yep you sound a little tetched your own self h-mentalor 🙂
smokers have less intelligence than non smokers…it’s that simple,it’s plain STUPIDITY to smoke,period….at least my “gene”pool doesn’t have that smokers gene…your comment martym is pathetic and wasted on me…just keep buffin those smokes,wasting money and
time…i love laughing at idiots who scramble to find a place outdoors when it’s cold or raining to get their “FIX”…you are below me on the evolutionary scale with dumb statements concerning smoking….period
No your “gene” pool has the smarmy asshole gene running through it dumbass; and I quit smoking 2 yrs ago fuckhead 🙂
My dad used to be a heavy smoker, but he quit cold turkey 30 years ago. My mom has never smoked, but she has 7 or 8 siblings who smoke. I have never smoked. I wonder where I am on halifaxmentor’s stupidity gene scale.
on a dog intelligence scale i would say most of us are border collies with the odd bulldog and afghan thrown in
ps: for the love of god please don’t “mentor” anyone in Halifax your apprentice assholes can learn the moron ropes be their ownselves whacko 🙂
i think you’re a beagle level martym…and that aint too shabby
thanky paingirl; however alot of male beagles have a penchant for leg humping in my exp. and I have a SLIGHTLY less hyper libido 🙂
Suckulous is in the woods playing his banjo and it’s way too hot so Marty, today you get a pass on the obvious cheap shot. >: )
well I figured all’s fair in love and bitch’n (in a warm and fuzzy way) and watch out ladies if you here sweet sweet finger pick’n it’ll be like the sirens of doom for you like that Oddyseus odyssey 🙂
Paddle faster boys, don’t spare the ear wax and take a sharp left turn at the the corner of Scylla and Charybdis. And definitely avoid Circe’s genuine Old-Tyme Bar-B-Cue.
sweet 🙂 you are one funny fucker Mr. son of bitch 🙂
Classically educated immature bastard. And I love riffing off my bitch buddies. You guyz keep me sharp >: )
back to the dogs, the beagle is loyal and true but can often be very vocal
well whichever learn’n derby ya’ll entered and won , I say money well spent 🙂
loyal hmmm idk bout that I’ll drop your ass at the first sign of trouble:) yappy to a fault; well gotta go along there 🙂
my crazy aunt keeps a small mist bottle in her purse and tells me if an inconsiderate smoker blows smoke towards her,she just sprays them with water…most times they get upset,but most have nothing to say..they realize she is right…smokers are the assholes
If that’s true your aunt deserves a kick in the head.
I also find it hard to believe all of you have had smokers purposely blow smoke in your faces. If I ever blow smoke in someone’s face I’m embarassed and I apologize.