To all you dumb-asses out there who get your kids to chase the ducks and ducklings in Public Gardens: just take the fucking picture and move on.
Don’t have your kids running after the baby ducks for a half hour at a time! Try to imagine in your puny little minds that maybe the ducklings would like to eat too and not have to spend the first (and probably last) days of their lives actually running/swimming for their lives.
Fuck, wake up people. They don’t need your little brats chasing them ALL DAY LONG. —PO’d
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.
What kind of cruel moron would allow their kid to DO that? I always brought my spawns to the Gardens, and to let them chase the poor ducks…ugh. I would deserve an ass-kicking.
Now, the amount of ducks that tried to swarm US…
Maybe the parents should watch an episode of Dirty Job when he had to clean up bird poop off rooftops and learned of many diseases birds carry. We can contract many of the diseases they carry. Germaphobic parents would totally segregate their children from birds then.
i witnessed this frequently when i used to take the boy there…i yelled at the kids because their parental units were oblivious. bellowing in other languages works as well. rawk
excellent bitch!
parents, don’t let your kids pick up the ducklings either.
I suppose it is as close to nature as most of them get really…
I used to chase seagulls all the time… and we’re talking up to a few years ago.
but c’mon, they’re seagulls.
a protected pestilence on humankind.
came close to catching a few too.
Starting running after the kids that are running after the ducklings while yelling “How do you like it!!!”
ha! nothing like making children cry. 🙂
Inspired by the U.S. Air Force’s Predator drone I’m going to start training crows to launch bottle rockets at rambunctious urchins. Fly my minions, fly, deliver a little Rawk & Awe to the snot-nosed progeny of bitches yet to come.
Jus get yourself some flying monkies, Ivan
Been done MS, and while Uncle Vanya is all about the retro, that movie just weirded me out when I was a wean.
me too ivan…poor margaret hamilton did coffee commercials decades after that movie, but to me she was that scary witch. and your little dog too…toto was a cairn terrier if anyone cares
Now I’ve got Bruce McCulloch’s “Terrier Song” going through ma heid. This will see me through the rest of day >: )
I know it’s been done… That’s why it’s called “classic”
Monkeys smell bad and have disgusting personal habits; crows are nature’s tricksters. Rawk Rawk.
…while monkeys are nature’s hippies.
and they throw poo at each other
I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock & Roll was never my bag….BUT YOU WEAR A SHIRT AND SHOES WHEN YOU COME INTO MY BOOKSTORE, FELLA!
I love watching kids get chased by geese/ducks. I say let the swans loose on the spawn. They’ll teach them a few things.
Oh Yeah. Swans are like the Waffen SS of waterfowl. No quarter asked or granted.
When I was a kid I was babysitting my baby brother and just walking through a park and this massive swan decides to chase us… scarred. for. life. Hate the stupid things now. They’re pretty enough – from a distance.
Apparently the two male swans they thought they had were male and female and made baby swans. They decided to get territorial and attack children so that was the end of that romance. New swans the next year!
what else can you expect from dumb ass fucking fools. bad habits are a learned thing, so they probably had/have good/lousy teachers in their lives.
I was attacked by geese, now I just want to kick them in the head. jerks.
And to the dumbass parents, please control your offspring around my dogs as well, you’d get upset if my dogs chased your kids, don’t let your kids chase my dogs!
wanna have some real fun with the kiddies. give them a hat filled with french fries, at dockside, and sit back and piss self. the pic you get is worth it.
It’s a wonder how my parents brought up seven children and kept us in line, yet some parents can’t handle one.
I have always and still love chasing the ducks around! Too much fun. My parents let me get away with a lot of shit when I was a kid, it was awesome.
Chase after the kids and see how quickly the parents respond. Or walk by and hip check the kids into the pond.