My cousin is not just family, he’s also a really good friend of mine, dating back to when we were both born about 30 years ago. He’s the sweetest, most generous, hard working guy one could meet. He’d do anything for anyone! He’d treat any woman with the utmost respect and make her feel special every day. Yet, he can’t seem to get a girlfriend to save his own mother’s life. Why?
Because you single women of this town are stuck-up, shallow, materialistic brats who don’t give my cousin the fucking time of day! The very few of you that actually agree to go on a date with him disappear into thin air shortly after. The rest of you just say no to any date period. He would have treated you like a queen, but I guess since he’s not rich or he doesn’t look like a Calvin Klein model, the answer is always NO for him.
And fuck you, to the girl who went out with him most recently. Ten measly minutes, that’s all you spent with him. That’s not near enough time to get to know someone! Shallow, shallow, shallow!!!
With his phenomenal personality, why else is he constantly being turned down besides money and looks? I’m sick of seeing him being rejected for these disgusting reasons. He deserves a world’s better than all of you. Fuck you! —Best friends with my Cuz
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2013.
I agree OP…shallow wimmin…my hair is a turnoff to most…best part is i never needed a woman….so there.
Your hair is epic, Klyde. Christopher Walken epic!
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Does he have a car, OB? Apparently, vehicle ownership is a window to the soul.
Thanks Crazy Eye-Van….Hair is the only attribute my ole body still has ..colonoscopy on last Fri. revealed 3 polyps removed….I’m losing body parts lol
Wasn’t a crazy ivan a tactical move by russian sailors to elude enemy forces from following Crazy Eye-Van. Lol.
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LOL Klyde. Your medical experiences remind me of the old joke about the British P.O.W who insists that his amputated limbs be returned to England for burial to which the German Kommandant replies “Nein! Ve zink you are trying to escape”
Hope all is quiet on the Southern Front.
no op. Fuck you.
1. If 100% of women are turned off by this guy then there i something he’s DOING, not what he looks like or what’s in his wallet, that is a MAJOR turn off.
2. Being attracted specifically to your cousin is not on the list of things required to make someone a good person.
Now the good news is that you might be willing to ask someone, a friend let’s say, to go out with him on one date and identify exactly what it is (if anything) that he’s doing to piss his dates off. NOBODY ditches a date because they guy isn’t super hot or majorly rich. If someone is that fucking rude, they’re a minority, not the majority, who will see a date through to the end politely.
So do it op. See exactly what it is because if it’s a minor behavioural trait he’s not aware of? THAT’S EASY TO FIX.
That is…. of course…. if you WANT him fixed. Seems to me you sort of enjoy being the superhero bff for your “poor cousin” – so keep an eye on THAT, too.
Poor harper. Never have i seen anybody completely miss the point for so long.
You missed the point dude. Why continue to humiliate yourself by bringing it up over and over?
Maybe there was a booger hanging out of his nose.
‘NOBODY ditches a date because they guy isn’t super hot or majorly rich.’
yes they do – and you, being not a man and not pursuing ‘wimmin’, wouldn’t know that
You think people need to be ‘fixed’ before they can be accepted?
fool!
Some days my hair looks like this:
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And on other days, like this:
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This sounds like it was written by a woman. If so, and he’s so sweet, you can date him. It’s legal.
That was sarcasm, GBS, and fuck you for making me explain it to you.
damn harper… ya beat me to it.
batshit has one hell of a thick veil covering those eyes of hers.
OP, your cuz needs to learn to ignore.
no more asking, no more bothering with bitchez….
just ignore em. ignore em all…
focus on his own shit and ignore the womenz.
DO IT.
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My guess is that he tries too hard with these women (your idea of really sweet). Looks aren’t everything but there has to be an attraction. And if this guy is conventionally ugly, I hate to say it, but A LOT of women aren’t going to be attracted to him. If THAT many women are rejecting him, he’s gotta be doing something wrong…
even ugly as sin is not a handicap that turns off all women. this guy has to understand that none of his short comings are a deal breaker with all of the women all of the time.
Right on, OP! I for one, am out there constantly hooking up with people I find ugly because it makes me feel like a better person. Anyone who doesn’t is a shallow piece of garbage. Derp.
All the single women I meet in this city are caught up in the bar/drinking/party scene. Most people in this city by the age of 30 are either coupled or raging alcoholics pretending to be the life of the party.
So yeah…where are all the interesting non-drunk and shallow women in this city? I guess the same goes the other way around.
Oh, and get a cat!
Trust me cause every day you get to wake up to
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Sounds like he might have a case of the nice guy syndrome.
Let’s not mince words here – he’s ugly.
If the word ‘nicest’ is synonymous with ‘door mat’, little wonder women bolt. However, I’ve also seen many ugly men succeed with women because of their confidence and charisma. Ask any insurance salesman.
Maybe your cousin is aiming too high.
I actually watched a documentary on this on the ‘flix — all about how chemistry and pheromones and shit play a role in attraction and coupling.
I mean, if he’s a 2, he’s not going to attract a 5-6-7+… sorry, but it’s not shallow to not want to date someone you’re not physically attracted to.
If he’s a man, he doesn’t need you to stand up for him.
Exactly, PK. There’s a scientific reason why most coupled people are with someone of approx. equal levels of physical attractiveness. I cringe when I witness someone
pursue a potential mate who’s significantly better-looking than them. And cringe even harder when they are shocked about being rejected. Sure, good for such individuals for taking a chance, but come on, don’t get pissed off or surprised when you’re given a ‘no’.
I’m an average to attractive woman. I can’t help it, but I refuse to date an ugly guy. On the other hand though, I would never ask out a really banging hot guy.
Who decides who is a 2 or a 5 or a 10+ though? A 10 to me could be a 4.5 to zZz and vice versa.
And props to SHITD, who is officially my new favourite poster. The retort to TGBS was just perfect.
Something doesn’t add up here. Is your cousin being set up on dates by others and the women in question haven’t seen or talked to him before? How do you get to the date point unaided without some sort of mutual attraction be it physical or common interest.
Your cousin to doing something wrong for all these women to bolt. Does he stare at their tits? Jump from conspiracy theory to another in conversation? Keep pictures of his Glock in his wallet and insist on showing them?
You’re probably just getting his side of the story. Not to mention that you’re too bias to think critically about his situation.
“And props to SHITD, who is officially my new favourite poster.”
But, I thought I…
Oh never mind,
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“I mean, if he’s a 2, he’s not going to attract a 5-6-7+… “
he will from his porsche 911
Golden exception to the rule = $$$
omg.. this is so stupid.. please lump all women into the same group of horrible human beings.. I agree with a bunch of comments on here, maybe there is something about him that is turning people off.. I would suggest he join some groups that he finds interesting and see if he can make a connection with someone that has the same interests as him. If that’s no possible there could be a ton of reasons why he isn’t finding a real connection with a girl.. it could depend on where he is finding these girls he wants to date.. picking the up dt? They might just want a free meal… yes SOME girls are terrible.. but I for one, and the majority of girls I keep as friends are not disrespectful in the way you make it seem in your bitch. No every woman in hfx is a piece of shit.. I hope he is able to find a real connection with someone that thinks he is special.
If one of them left in two minutes I’d say he’s probably creeping them the shit out.