Have you ever gone into subway to order a 6 inch sub and watch the ‘sandwich artist’ cut the bun in half?? 90% of the time these idiots cut you a sub thats about 3-4 inches long. When they cut the bun they look at each piece for a few seconds to determine which one is bigger than toss it back into the oven. For the love of fucking god, if am paying $5 for a shitty tasting 6 inch sub. I expect it to be at least 6 inches long. So for all you subway workers, get some fucking glasses.
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2008.
you are so right. but now i really want subway.
wow… so abt 10 mins ago, i went to subway, as i read this post and had a sudden craving. and as i watched the girl cut the foot long in half, i asked her.. is that actually 6 inches? as i noticed it was approx 3-4! so she said, “oh, you want the bigger half?”um yes!! or the right size please!!!!! wtf.
What an overpriced nitrate rip-off! If I were a guy with a 6″ dick, I’d be almost tempted to show her how long the fucking bun should be. Of course, that would only get me arrested.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I totally agree and have noticed that before!! Bastards!!
Go try quiznos. Thier sandwiches do not taste like week old rotten veggies and it’s worth the bit more that it costs.
So remind me why women should be giving even a second thought to trying to living up to Matt’s archaic and patriarchal standard of how a “lady” should comport herself? Oh wait, we shouldn’t, because he’s a useless dick.Great post, btw. I’ve noticed this so many times.
You’re such a loser.
Bahawhawhawhaw!!! Jeeze, Matt, are you jealous of my imaginary dick? You can suck on it if you’d like.
Here’s a real lady talking: go fuck yourself matt. Obviously, no one else is willing to….as for Subway, they always give me the bigger half.
Could we please start a matt vs the rest of forum so every bitch he comments on doesn’t end up going back and forth with stupid insults. I would make this a seperate bitch but I wouldn’t be able to use matt’s name so not everyone would know who I’m talking about. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t comment matt but at least ad something more than an insult.
Try M**t 😛
Wow, right on queue. Any other words of wisdom matt?
I hate it when they throw the other half in the garbage! How wasteful.
Elbee, gotta love your first comment. Made my day!
So what do you want Subway to do? Get a measuring tape?Look, you work for $7.60/hr and you smell like old meatball the second you step into your station. Do you think a ‘Subway Artist’ gives a fuck about a couple centimeters.How do you know that the bread if a foot long in the first place?You pay for the meat and the toppings are free, unless you buy veggie and in that case you are a fucking idiot.
Hmmm – I just realized that Matt rhymes with Gnat, Pratt (British slang for ass), Rat and Shat.
Matt, you have a problem. Why not try contributing something more than your sub-standard insults because you’re really making yourself look bad..