As a former insider at the so called “Oval Office”, I have been following any media related to the Oval with intense scrutiny. What I love most is the people who bitch about the Oval. Sometimes, after reading their posts, I am offered a glimpse into what life as a pathetic, anal shut-in may be like.
Forgive me, but when you complain about nonsense, your whole complaint results in a written down form of verbal diarrhea. For instance: “The common is MY place”… complete BS, there is still plenty of room to chase a frisbee and let your dog shit on the grass. (Pick that shit up!)
Yes, it is closed down at times, for ice maintenance, or for speed skaters. The speed skaters use it for competitions and practice, rather than take precious ice time away from your snot nosed future “Little Balls of Hate” down at the BMO Centre. (topic for another BITCH, perhaps?)
What it boils down to folks, is the Oval brings out the best and the worst in society. For instance, the wonderful folks who share the ice and get some exercise. Your kindness and happiness is contagious. On the other side of the coin are the idiotic mothers and fathers out there. You must not have wanted kids, or not give a fuck about your kids. Use some common sense when you go for a skate down at the “Emera” Oval, folks. Like the mothers who get outraged that they cannot take their infant child onto the ice in a stroller… If that stroller falls over, or a fat kid falls on it, your baby is going to get seriously hurt. Another thing that really grinds my gears is when fathers carry their babies/toddlers around in their arms, oblivious to the fact that if they fall, their kid is most certainly going to need a band aid. Good luck explaining that one to the wife when you get home BUD! And don’t give the poor Oval Police any shit when they remind you of your stupidity. They get paid like shit, so please refrain from shitting on them.
In good faith, I have given a list of topics for “Anti Oval Bitches” to concentrate on: The Environment, The Alberta Tar Sands, Oil Companies, Stephen Harper, Peter Kelly, Concerts in Halifax, City Hall vs Metro Transit, The Police, Teenagers,
What you see in the mirror. —Kenny B
This article appears in Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2012.
I agree. The govt pisses away so much money in the run of a year on crap the taxpayer doesn’t get to utilize, that it’s actually nice to see something you can see, touch and use. You could run the oval for ten years for what they spent for feesability studies for the convention centre and the stadium, both of which will be money pits payed for by us (and we will be expected to pay for all events attended). Even if they instituted a 1 dollar/person or 2 dollars/family user fee, they would be able to cover costs for the year, so money doesn’t seem to be an issue. As for space, that particular portion of the common was rarely used anyway, even dog walkers use a different part of the park. These are all stupid reasons brought forth by grumpy ass people (likely Gloria McCrusty supporters) who, no matter what is done in HRM, will find negativity at every turn.
I too am a former insider in regards to the oval. Here is some nifty insider info for everyone:
The oval is sponsored by the nazi party of canada.
The water used to make the oval was taken directly from local orphanages and those children were left dirty and dehydrated.
Over 15 workers were either killed or seriously maimed while building the oval.
Chinese slave labor was used during construction.
The mayor sacrifices three goats and four lambs on the eve of the annual opening of the oval.
The oval is a training ground for state run terrorist organizations dealing in ice related terrorist attacks.
Batman directly opposed the building of the oval.
Three small villages of native people were liquidated to make room for the oval.
The oval was originally intended for nudists.
The oval is shaped like a swastika if viewed from the air.
I have more insider info, but I think I’m being backtraced. Farewell you gullible bastards.
Kenny, great bitch. LOL @ Zilla.
Killa, Zilla.
Wp
So what’s your stance on the Emera sponsor then?
that’s really the only beef I have with the damn thing.
You can’t complain you need to raise rates all the fucking time, renovate a 50M building, still make too much money according to the agreement…
then raise the rates again, and then sponsor the oval.
Emera and it’s bastard child NSPower can get bent.
Zilla forgot a few tidbits there:
The slave chinese labour was actually children no older than 7… see the oval has no zamboni….they just divvy up the ice and get the kids to lick it smooth. little known fact, kids have smoother tongues. it’s true!
the nazi party wanted to have an ice-dancing group called the swastikettes…
I’ve no idea what the routine would have been like.
the liquefied natives were added to the water taken from the orphanages to be frozen in the ice. It’s preserving their heritage.
side note, the dehydrated children were left dirty intentionally…
and finally, it’s a misconception that it appears as a swastika from the air…
in actuality, Harper hopes terrorists will target here instead of Ottawa.. because it’s basically a big-ass bulls eye for taking out the city in the event of Nuclear War he’s planning to start.
I’m SO wet right now, zilla.
hahahahahahahaha.
That’s the only thing that even cracked a smile on me today, zilla. Thanks for that. <3
I am not opposed to the oval at all. I am opposed to the term ‘fat kid’. Really was that necessary?
they prefer to be called ‘girthly gifted’ …
or ‘plentifully pudgy’ …
or ‘blessedly bloated’…
or ‘copiously curvy’…
or ‘mountifuly massive’…
or ‘sufficiently supple’
i said this a million times already, here’s one more. if you don’t want to go skating, then fucking don’t go. but if you want to, then go. how fucking much more simpler can i make it sound. are these people all fuckig idiots, or don’t they grasp a thing called sense. you know, as in common. but i forget that some of you, have no fucking inkling what that blob of shit in your head is used for. i see it everyday. some douche walking and texting, while walking in front of a car. some other idiot on a cell phone while driving. idiots with those crappy little shitbox cars with a booming stereo.
then there are the anti smoking nazis, and the health nuts, not to forget the ciclists, that dodge between vehicles and try to own the fucking road. far down on the list is the oval. there are those that do not use it, and bitch and whine about all the things wrong with it. give it the fuck up will you.
the oval is there, the stadium will be built, and so will any fucking thing else that kelly wants, as soon as he can con the rest of council. and by the way, a little outdoor activity never killed anyone. i go hunting, fishing, hiking, and anything out in the woods.
Zilla is Peter Kelly. Get back to work!
i backed the idea of nudists there zilla. but damned if i go along with the swatstika thing. although it would liven up this fucking city somewhat. the ball is in your court now kelly. mabe that new stadium will be shaped like that,
i backed the idea of nudists there zilla. but damned if i go along with the swatstika thing. although it would liven up this fucking city somewhat. the ball is in your court now kelly. mabe that new stadium will be shaped like that,
If you’re anti-oval, you’re square. ☺
how’s this for a segue: http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/8581/go…
Interesting theory FS. Not sure if I’m convinced, but … if I see Zilla at the Oval handing out candy, that’ll be the clincher.
you are a clever girl, xeno
OP is anti-anti-oval in a nutshell. Robyn’s right, leave the chunky children alone. Other than that, a good bitch. Well done OP, you can take the rest of the day off.
Are we still whining about a stupid skating rink? And what’s this about cops being paid shit? 50 -90 K ain’t exactly chicken feed for babysitting a bunch of idiots on skates. Zilla, how is an oval shaped like a swastika? PK if that nonsense makes you wet, you need to get out more. FER REAL
i agree no_fool, if she gets wet from tht, that suckster would have her drowning then. but come on now, it was kinda funny,no?
OP Fuck off. If my toddler can’t make it around the oval and I have to pick him up rather than abandon him on the ice to get skated over that’s what I’ll do. Dropping him at any time is not something that has happened before so why the fuck do you think I’d drop him on the ice? Do you think there is some other magical PC, HRM friendly way of having your child learn to skate? It’s an OVAL with and entrance/exit on only one side! Please don’t pass on your genes to a future generation. I support the oval and pay way the fuck more for it than you, so go screw yourself and the sanctimonious bureaucratic horse you rode in on.
Oh! I’d SO do the Little Ball of Hate! Sherriffs… Wolverine… I think I may be horny!